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Daffy Duck

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I have always lived in Oregon. I love football (Oakland Raiders, Oregon Ducks), reading books, and writing.

The Big Bang Theory, Master Chef, and Hells Kitchen are awesome. Star Wars 4-6 are awesome.

My dream vacation--2 weeks in Africa's wild country.

I have a little female Schipperke--Moxie age 11. I love animals. I do what I can for the environment.

I have an Associate of Applied Science degree in Criminal Justice from Portland Community College. I support law enforcment, firefighters, and our armed forces even though sometimes I don't agree with the Presidents decisions.

I'm for gay and lesbian rights.

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      • Format change?
        3

        Format change?

        5 years ago

        All of my hubs but 1 are the same.  They come up on the left half of the screen and the feedback buttons are prominent.  On my most recent hub the hub is in the middle of the screen and the feedback buttons...

      • Disabled ads.
        4

        Disabled ads.

        5 years ago

        What do you do when the symbol for ads disabled appears?

      • Profile Score
        10

        Profile Score

        5 years ago

        My profile score is usually pretty steady.  I get on hubpages during the weekend.  It drops 4 or 5 points when I get on here during the weekday.  I don't do it very often (maybe once a month).  Why...

      • feedback Buttons
        7

        feedback Buttons

        5 years ago

        There needs to ba a delicious button for hubs including recipes.

      • Baltimore vs New England
        8

        Baltimore vs New England

        5 years ago

        This is a matchup that's a classic argument.  Offense vs Defense.The Ravens clearly have a better defense.  Multiple turnovers against the Texans, key turnovers. They seem to have been in the right place all...

      • Whos Tired Of Remakes Besides Me?
        19

        Whos Tired Of Remakes Besides Me?

        5 years ago

        Hollywood just keeps coming out with remakes after remakes.  The origional PLanet of the Apes is better than the remake as is true of most remakes.  Now Footloose has been remade and is out in theaters.Is...

      • Off The Wall
        1

        Off The Wall

        5 years ago

        Here's how you play:There are sayings that replace actual sexual comments.  For instance:  A woman takes her car in and asks the shop to rotate her tires.  A couple of guys standing around hear this and...

      • Sequals to movies that don't have them.
        26

        Sequals to movies that don't have them.

        5 years ago

        What movie would you really love to see a sequal of that doesn't have one?I want a sequal to Spaceballs.  That movie was hilarious and even suggested a sequal in the movie it's self  "Spaceballs: ...

      • unwanted links in my profile
        16

        unwanted links in my profile

        5 years ago

        There is a link in my profile that I don't want there.  No one asked my permission to imbed their link in my profile.  I actually feel violated and insist that it be removed.  I don't know why it's there...

      • Unwanted links!
        3

        Unwanted links!

        5 years ago

        I have a link imbedded in my profile that I didn't put there.  It promotes a site that I haven't given approval of and will not because of this.  How do I get rid of it.

      • feedback options
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        feedback options

        5 years ago

        The hubpages team has added interesting as a choice for feedback.  I believe that another option for feedback should be "Inspiring"  I've just read 3 hubs that could inspire people and one of them...

      • If Hollywood had a Mount Rushmore.
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        If Hollywood had a Mount Rushmore.

        5 years ago

        If Hollywood had a Mount Rushmore which 4 celebrities would you put opn it?  Mine would be:Jack NicholsonMeryl StreepRobert DeNeroClint EastwoodWho would you choose?

      • Obesity in young children.
        4

        Obesity in young children.

        5 years ago

        There are parents that give their kids anything they want to eat.  I'm not talking about teenagers, I'm talking about feeding their toddlers.  They give them fried chicken, doughnuts, candy, soda, and anything...

      • Multiple choice jokes
        8

        Multiple choice jokes

        5 years ago

        Thich brush covering a dirt road.  Which of the following answers does this best describe?A)  A hiking trail on a mountainB)  A driveway leading to a rednecks homeC)  Snookie     ...

      • The Inigma:  What would you do for fame?
        1

        The Inigma: What would you do for fame?

        5 years ago

        There is a guy in hollywood called the Inigma.  He is completely covered in tattoos shaped like puzzle pieces.  He even had chunks taken out of his ears to make them look like puzzle pieces.  He has 2...

      • Dumb criminals and dumb crimes
        11

        Dumb criminals and dumb crimes

        6 years ago

        A man calls 911 to report that someone broke into his home and stole his drugs.  When the police got there they arrested him. A lady called 911 to report that her tv wasn't working and she needed to watch her...

      • Excuses for crimes.
        3

        Excuses for crimes.

        6 years ago

        A woman acused of strangling her extremely young daughter said she did it to protect her from pediphiles.  How f*****g dumb can someone be?  I couldn't believe I heard that.There are some really stupid people...

      • Dumbest pick up lines.
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        Dumbest pick up lines.

        5 years ago

        I watched TMZ and heard some really stupid lines."Would you care to catch an early breakfast with me?"How do you like your eggs....scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?"What is the dumbest pick up line you...

      • George Clooney
        20

        George Clooney

        6 years ago

        Does it suprise anyone that he and his girlfriend are broken up?It happened a couple of weeks after she said that she wanted to get married and have kids someday.

      • Trouble changing my profile photo
        3

        Trouble changing my profile photo

        6 years ago

        Is anyone else having problems changing their profile photo?  Every time I have tried to today it keeps saying... Error and Sorry, but the image cannot be uploaded.  I'm frustrated.  I've used the photos...

      • New Home Page
        4

        New Home Page

        6 years ago

        Can the hubpages team please change the home page back to the way it was.  This new one is terrible.  The other one was a lot better.  There was even a question asked about who liked this new one. ...

      • Where are the best acting performers?
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        Where are the best acting performers?

        6 years ago

        Hollywood has the most recognizable actors.  They get paid a ton of money and have their award shows.  Do they have the best actors though?Foreign films have some great actors and films.Broadway shows sell out...

      • What is your fear/phobia
        73

        What is your fear/phobia

        5 years ago

        I have a bit of a phobia.  Aquaphobia.  It stems from a childhood incident.  I am 39 and am unable to swim because of this.  This phobia affects roughly 45% of the population.What is your fear/phobia?

      • How much longer will movies last?
        27

        How much longer will movies last?

        5 years ago

        It seems like there are more and more remakes as time goes by.  Most of the remakes don't do well.  Should the makers stop remaking movies?Is it just me or do movies seem to resemble eachother more and...

      • Should class B felonies be wiped out?
        14

        Should class B felonies be wiped out?

        6 years ago

        There was a story in the Oregonian Tuesday.  It was about a man that had been convicted of dealing cocaine 22 years ago.  He is still burdened by it today.  The thing is he has lived a clean life for...

      • Contamination at beauty salons
        2

        Contamination at beauty salons

        6 years ago

        A show called TMZ just reported that there have been some people getting infected with STD's/viruses at beauty salons.Apparently some salons have used the same wax for more than 1 person.  After they dip the wooden...

      • hub scores going to 50 suddenly
        3

        hub scores going to 50 suddenly

        6 years ago

        There are a few in the questions page that have had hub scores drop to 50 suddenly.  Is there a problem with the rating system or something?  Why would they drop suddenly like that so dramatically?Have any of...

      • Why is my hubkarma dropping?
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        Why is my hubkarma dropping?

        6 years ago

        last friday my hubkarma was 57.  3 days later it has dropped to 40.  Why?I have recently installed links to some of my other hubs, but they are similar to the ones I post them on.  Suggested links does...

      • Mel Gibson "Don't judge me"
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        Mel Gibson "Don't judge me"

        6 years ago

        recently Mel Gibson stated that the comments he has made about race is not who he is.  He's said that inside he is a different person and that people shouldn't think of him as being racist.If it was just 1 instance...

      • Proficiency tests for gun owners
        2

        Proficiency tests for gun owners

        6 years ago

        All law enforcment officers have to pass proficiency tests regularly to prove they can still use a gun properly.  Should regular gun owners have to do they same thing?If they did and had to pay for the tests, the...

      • Website download
        2

        Website download

        6 years ago

        I've been having problems moving from one page to another on Hubpages only.  This hasn't been happening on other websites i've been to.  Does anyone else have similar problems lately.What would the problem be...

      • Should there be playoffs in college for the National Title?
        5

        Should there be playoffs in college for the National Title?

        6 years ago

        There is always so much controversy with the BCS poll.  Who deserves to be in the title game?  Who should be ranked higher?  ect....Should college football adopt a playoff schedule with the top 16 teams...

      • SHould someone be made to suffer?
        7

        SHould someone be made to suffer?

        6 years ago

        The government does not allow you to take your own life no matter what.  Should this change under special circumstances.People with extremely painful diseases and other kinds of illness that are incurable are made...

      • Charlie Sheen's road to hell.
        8

        Charlie Sheen's road to hell.

        6 years ago

        Charlie is noted for being a party guy.  He loves to get drunk, and sleep with whom ever.  It's interesting that 2 roles in which he is famous for follow those same lines.2 and 1/2 Men--He's drunk, he parties,...

      • Fan Mail
        7

        Fan Mail

        6 years ago

        I have been getting some fan mail, but I can't seem to find out where I can go to so I can send it.  I've looked all over.

      • The Answers page is gettin on my nerves.
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        The Answers page is gettin on my nerves.

        6 years ago

        Why is it that the only questions that seem to not get removed are religious ones.  I don't mind religion I'm just tired of reading all of the questions while all of mine get rejected.What the hell?Is there anyone...

      • Do professional athletes earn too much.
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        Do professional athletes earn too much.

        6 years ago

        The good pros make millions of dollars a year.  This doesn't include bonuses either.  10 years 150 million and more for some.  People should get paid what they're worth, but what are they really...

      • How popular were you?
        65

        How popular were you?

        2 years ago

        When I was in high school I wasn't popular.  In fact, when I went up on stage to get my diploma, no one cheered.  Not even my parents.  What the hell!How popular were you and how many high school friends...

      • Virginian elementary school sold kids in mach slave auction.
        5

        Virginian elementary school sold kids in mach slave auction.

        6 years ago

        These are allegations.  I am not stating these things as fact but reporting what I saw on the news.Koin Local 6 News in Oregon just reported that an elementary school teacher in Virginia was teaching kids about the...

      • Sexual Harassment Definitions
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        Sexual Harassment Definitions

        6 years ago

        These are loose definitions.SEXUAL----Anything having to do with sex acts,looks, words, or gender.HARASSMENT---- Making someone feel uncomfortable.If you say or do something to someone at work and they feel...

      • Following your hubs?
        3

        Following your hubs?

        6 years ago

        Is it necessary for someone to follow you if you are following them?  If they don't will you stop following them?

      • 15 minutes of fame.
        3

        15 minutes of fame.

        6 years ago

        It's so easy to get 15 minutes of fame today.  Twitter and reality shows.  What do you think about them and how far they have come.?  Do they communicate information or just to let people know about...

      • Would you hire a relative?
        66

        Would you hire a relative?

        5 years ago

        It's been said that working with family is a mistake.  Do you agree?  If you owned a business would you bring in family or friends?

      • Most embarrasing moment in your life?
        36

        Most embarrasing moment in your life?

        6 years ago

        Out of all of the things that have happened to you, which is the most embarrasing?  :-}Remember no one here really knows you so be honest.

      • Hub Content is questionable?
        7

        Hub Content is questionable?

        6 years ago

        I recently had a hub flagged for a photo that someone thought shouldn't have been there.  The photo showed a woman after she was beaten.  It helped to show how serious things can get in domestic violence...

      • Would you tell?
        4

        Would you tell?

        6 years ago

        If you worked with someone and was a friend of the family would you tell your co workers' spouse that you saw the co worker cheating on them?

      • Family commiting crimes?
        21

        Family commiting crimes?

        6 years ago

        How serious of a crime would a loved one have to commit before you turned them in?

      • What to say to Government about shutdown
        5

        What to say to Government about shutdown

        6 years ago

        If you had an audience with the US Government and Obama what would you say to them or ask them?

      • Hub Scores
        10

        Hub Scores

        6 years ago

        I have 3 hub that are not published yet.  The thing is their scores are going up.  Two of them are in the 60's and the third that was posted saved unpublished 2 days ago is at 55 with 4 views?  How is...

      • What's the longest shift you have worked?
        46

        What's the longest shift you have worked?

        6 years ago

        I am close to getting a job where I will be working overtime almost every day, even during the slow season.  I have been told that I would be working 11-13 hour shifts during the Summer.  Major overtime! ...

      • How would you ues your fame?
        5

        How would you ues your fame?

        6 years ago

        Charlie Sheen is screwing up his life right now.  He is to busy basically acting like a drunken college kid.  Others use their fame for good reasons.If you were an A or B list celebrity how would you use your...

      • What's bothering you?
        105

        What's bothering you?

        6 years ago

        What is the one thing that's really bothering you that you'd like to get off your chest?

      • Out of Control issues.
        5

        Out of Control issues.

        6 years ago

        What is the biggest thing in your life that you feel you have no control over.

      • Why have we found no life on other planets?
        11

        Why have we found no life on other planets?

        6 years ago

        There are millions of other worlds in countless star systems in thousands of galaxies yet we have found no life yet....Why?  Is it because there is no other life in the universe?  Is it because there use to be...

      • What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
        40

        What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?

        15 months ago

        There are millions of jokes out there.  Everyone says they have a great one.  What's the funniest one?

      • How close have you come to dying?
        65

        How close have you come to dying?

        6 years ago

        When I was 2 yrs old I fell into a swimming pool and almost drowned.  When I was 6 or 7 my brother shot me with a bebe gun.  It came within 1 inch of piercing my heart.  Since then I've been alright...

      • Working around the legal drinking age limit.
        2

        Working around the legal drinking age limit.

        6 years ago

        The legal limit to drink is 21, or is it?  In Oregon you cannot buy alcohol if you are under 21.  You cannot give a minor alcohol, but you can give your own child alcohol.  What the hell?  You will...

      • How soon do people fall in love?
        9

        How soon do people fall in love?

        6 years ago

        It seems as though people say they love someone sooner and sooner in relationships now a days.  What would be a reasonable time for someone to get those feelings after the first date?  this would be for the...

      • Would you want to know when you would die?
        14

        Would you want to know when you would die?

        6 years ago

        There are so many people who are terminally ill.  They will know when they die more so than anyone else.  If you had a choice would you want to know when you would die or how you would die?I would want to know...

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