I am a programmer/web developer with a strong addiction to tech, science, food and my wife. I am married with one (awesome) kid, two dogs and a rabbit. Despite being a shameless nerd and die hard geek, i still managed to marry a woman who is both smarter and better looking than I deserve. I pointedly avoid the gift-horse's mouth. I have some stories and articles on Associated Content, and have dug out a niche as the resident science geek over at Cracked.com.