Ok, so the folks who run this place take too many illegal drugs or something. They accepted me into their Apprenticeship Program for June.
They then started sending me emails saying things (I assume they put on a wig when they wrote them) like, "um, [poke] are you still alive? You're gonna be FIRED if you don't get off your butt and write something. You have to write 8.14159 hubs during June or we banish you to the netherworld."
So, I made it into July and then discovered that I really didn't give a damn. I write what I write, when I write and call it good.
I wrote 7 of the worst pieces I've ever written for the Apprentiship program and 1 I like. I won't tell you which is which, 'cause I'd like to make you read 'em and see if you can figure it out. As for which ones are from the Apprenticeship stuff, you can figure out them from my regular fare because of their boring titles.
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Wheee. Thanks to all for voting on "5 Really Stupid Car Names" in the HubNuggets Auto category. I won. I get...a little golden nugget of gold, valued at well over 1 meeelion* dollars. At least that's my understanding. I may be wrong.
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*meeelion is an imaginary number, like the square root of -1. Hopefully it doesn't mean that HubPages will come take my imaginary money away if it turns out to be negative.