From today's Toronto Star NewspaperBEIJING The online version of China's Communist Party newspaper has hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un as the Sexiest Man Alive not realizing it is...
As many of you know, i will be running for the Presidency of the United States in 2016. According to my polling numbers, I am well ahead of any other potential candidates who are not American citizens, and who do...
is the first to declare (beating all other news agencies in the process) Barack Obama as the winner of today's election.***please note the victory is based on the electoral college map, and not necessarily on the...
I will be running for President of the United States of America in 2016!!At first, I was reluctant to pursue the gig, but I can no longer decline the mounting pressure to throw my name onto the ballot. I do not...
when the real road forward is so clear?
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this...
An Iranian cleric said he was beaten by a woman in the northern province of Semnan after giving her a warning for being “badly covered,” the state-run Mehr news agency reported.Hojatoleslam Ali Beheshti said he...
the Presidential election?I think it will remind voters how much of a 'boob' the last republican President was, and that should give Obama a bounce....on the other hand, Obama might not have Bill Clinton hitting the...
...unless and until he provides me with Aishwarya Rai's telephone number?I mean, it's been over two years since I first asked him for it. As she is Indian as well, I am sure he knows her, or knows someone who does.
What's your impression of Jimmy Page?
Until now, I have always lived by the philosophy of 'live and let live'... and that the protecting the freedom of the individual is paramount.But that was until I heard Kirk Cameron, best known as "Mike...
At first, I was not convinced, but with intense research and analysis, I came to the realization that Obama is indeed Abraham Lincoln reincarnated.FACT 1You will note from the picture above that Obama has a small mole...
which one of you visually impaired gentlemen is responsible for implanting his seed in this innocent young girl !!?!?!?
will the world ever be the same??
I just created my first website a few weeks ago, and I am already making about the same per month I am here on Hubpages.That isnt a lot, mind you... but I wouldn't have even attempted had I not read everyone's tips and...
ALMATY, KAZAKHSTAN—Authorities in Uzbekistan are, apparently, unwilling to give love a chance.The Russian news agency RIA-Novosti cited several local media in the Central Asian nation reporting Tuesday that Uzbekistan...
and if so, can I have your number?A British woman who revealed she has two vaginas was reportedly offered $1 million to make a porno film.Hazel Jones, 27, appeared on ITV's This Morning earlier in the week to discuss...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Forget the attack ads up to this point. The GOP nomination race is about to get messy.Newt Gingrich's second wife, Marianne Ginther, was scheduled to expose details of the couple's 1999 divorce in an...
At the local Catholic Church here in Toronto, they have weekly husband's marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to...
Dear fellow Hubbers and Hubbinas.. after 2 years on Hubpages, I am please to report I an only $90.00 away from my first Adsense payout!As a result, I am thinking of compiling all that I have learned (should take long),...
There has been a disturbing trend of late for Hubbers to create new forum topics, and publish new Hubs, which have nothing at all to do with religion.I propose that we urge Hubpages to finally ban all non-religious...
With the next North Korean elections scheduled to be held in 2014, when do the primaries start?Last time, of course, the 'Democratic Front for the Reunification of the Fatherland' won all the seats in parliament, based...
...Looking up, he asks the Lord... 'God, what does a million years mean to you?'The Lord replies, 'A minute.'Jim asks, 'And what does a million dollars mean to you?'The Lord replies, 'A penny.'Jim asks, 'Can I have a...
Allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia would cause rampant sex, porn and homosexuality, according to some of the country's scholars.Academics at the country's highest religious council submitted a report to the...
When reading the below, keep in mind that the reason the 19 year old woman has agreed to marry her rapist, is because if she was released and went back to her village without getting married, she we would be killed by...
1) A year's subscription of..2) A week's worth of...3) 10 minutes worth of...What would you buy?
It seems that the mysterious Etruscan people were cruel and broke the beaks off of their birds
I'm guessing by the Spring
The Grey Cup is this weekend!!Is everyone pumped??
Dear Mr. EdmondsonI have been a loyal Hubber for over 2 years now, and through my Hubs, I have made your organization dozens of dollars.I have stayed loyal despite Panda (not really sure what 'Panda' is, but people seem...
despite the fact that our Thanksgiving dinner was over a month ago...I can also confirm...1) that Toys R Us did not hire enough extra staff for today's event... 2) that the extra staff they did hire were former...
a simpler time, a more decent time... here is a CNN article about what it must have been like in the medieval times...Kabul (CNN) -- The ordeal of Gulnaz did not simply begin and end with the physical attack of...
Everyone knows that the real Thanksgiving always falls on the second Monday of October, as is celebrated up here in Canada.You guys are left to consume our excess, second rate birds...... and have only 1 month to...
Does the Quran ban tampons, Jesus and headlights?...ISLAMABAD—Texters in Pakistan better start watching their language.Pakistan's telecommunications authority sent a letter ordering cellphone companies to block text...
Leading figures in the world of soccer on Thursday blasted FIFA president Sepp Blatter for controversial remarks he made on racism in an interview with CNN World Sport.The head of world football told Pedro Pinto there...
the next budget vote...Parents.. hide your daughters.. he's gonna have lots more free time
TORONTO STAR:Doctors at Queens University thought they were going nuts when they saw what appeared to be the outline of a man's face staring back at them in an ultrasound image of a tumour.Drs. Naji Touma and Gregory...
Simone just emailed me and said because there have been so few entries, the contest has been cancelled.You can keep your Hubs up, but you must remove the 'contest' tag.The award money will be sent to me and I will...
of the movie Weekend at Bernie's?
Even if one disregards the obvious physical similarities, the other 'coincidences' are too much to ignore.I am not saying that earnestshub IS Satan, mind you, just wondering out loud what you all are thinking.Case in...
Who is going to win Lord Stanley's Cup this year... (* Hint.. the winner's name rhymes with 'Toronto Maple Leafs")
Toronto Star...Salacious details about Sarah Palin are quickly emerging from leaked copies of Joe McGinniss’ highly-anticipated book The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin.The book, which is said to answer such...
British crown for their violent, and treasonous rebellion?
.. fortune cookies they place in take out orders?They are so yummy, but the predictions seldom come true
OTTAWA — U.S. President Barack Obama is thanking Canadians for standing by America during one of the “darkest moments in our history.”In a letter written to Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Obama said the terror...
From CNN,,,,We'd long heard that Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi admired former U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. In 2007, he called her "Leeza ... my darling black African woman" whom he loved...
and to US military and diplomatic corps, for working alongside Canadian, British, French and other nations, towards the removal of ....and
Conservatives are evil dinosaurs who shun progress, human development, equal rights and freedom.The mutilate the meaning of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights so as to provide support for their own archaic views,...
Contrary to what some might be thinking, i am NOT the Son of God or any other deity.I appreciate the kind words, but I am just a normal Hubber who happens to write about Elmer Fudd and my experiences with burnt...
STOCKHOLM—APA Swedish man arrested on charges of unauthorized possession of nuclear material after trying to split atoms in his kitchen says he was only doing it as a hobby.The man, Richard Handl, has told the...
is next to go to trail after Mubarak?OROR
A Bangladeshi man was forced to parade naked through his village with a brick tied to his penis. It was his punishment for kidnapping and marrying a minor.According to AFP news service, the punishment was meted out...
Michael Olowokandi ever was??
The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............Q. Name the four seasonsA. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegarQ. Explain...
Here are my top 6...1. Ernest-Angley (although he scares the hell out of me)2. Oral Robets (just based on his first name alone)3. I would love to party with Jimmy4. The Bakers...
CNN) -- Eleven years ago, a teenage girl was plucked from a quiet town in southern Yemen and taken first to Pakistan and then on to Kandahar in southern Afghanistan.Her name was Amal al-Sadah, and a year before the 9/11...
An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week, which I quote: "If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the...
She took a vacation to Las Vegas during the campaign, hasn't confirmed she's even visited her riding and has questionable command of French, but the NDP's Ruth Ellen Brosseau won the Quebec riding of Berthier -...
I think it's going to be a 5 way tie
In what year will Kate divorce William for adultery?My guess in 2017
Canada's Patrick Chan has claimed his first world figure skating title and rewritten the sport's record book in the process. The 20-year-old from Toronto swept all three world records, scoring 187.96 points for his long...
I'm in Canada and there isn't anyway to buy something with my US-based Amazon.com gift cards without having to ship it over the border (and since I can't read and write, buying ebooks is out of the question)
Elizabeth Haggarty Toronto StarIf you’re a poodle, get out of Iran.Actually, if you fit the description of any four-legged tail wagger with a propensity for chasing Peugeots, you are not welcome in that...
About 8 million mummified dogs lie in the ancient Dog Catacombs in Egypt, a team of archaeologists reveals.“We weren’t expecting such a high estimate,” Dr. Paul Nicholson of Cardiff University told the Star on...
Hitler, Charles de Gaulle and Inspector Clouseau?
of Hubbers waiting to be invited to the Hubpages Ad program...the first of which below is obviously...
but solar highways sounds like a neat idea...http://www.wimp.com/solarhighways/
Here are some facts to back it up...Former Democratic candidate for President, and nearly leader of the free world...Hubpages veteran and Adsense guru...President of the United States of America, born in Athens under...
hubs with the insertion of Ads and Amazon product links?Isn't it akin to putting a coke a cola sticker on the Mona Lisa?I have stayed awake many nights pondering this issue.. and the moral and ethical implications of...
(Note.. This is how his body WILL look, not if he had stayed alive)
with the chaos in the streets, is it on its way to becoming the the next Iran ??
$85 in the next 5 days to reach my first Adsense payout!!After just a few short years, all my hard work is about to pay off!!THANK YOU CYBERSPACE!!!
I heard what you did!!
when do you get to sleep again?
I'm not one for stealing usually, but I found this to be funny...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKLC_god … r_embedded
.. for I have just broken the $44 lifetime AdSense earnings barrier!!!It only took me 2 short years to reach this lofty figure.
Will any team be able to beat the heroic Toronto Maple Leafs (God's favorite hockey team).With their powerful injection of youthful talent and unsurpassed fan support, surely they will vanquish all their foes and bring...
according to an article I just came across, it looks just about the same.....(Think I will have pasta tonight instead)Here is the link the article itself...http://www.thestar.com/news/article/854355
the entertainment section, or the 'too weird to be believed section".Canadian authorities recently made arrests of 3 suspected suspected terrorists. It seems that in between bomb-making classes, on of the...
http://www.thestar.com/sports/baseball/ … eport?bn=1
to over 600 a day over night after a year.. with no real or obvious explanation as to why?
Chinese advances in food nutrition??...http://www.cbc.ca/consumer/story/2010/0 … probe.html
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/artic … -mars?bn=1
Is he really as cute, bright, funny, well endowed and humble as they all say he is??
Jakarta, Indonesia — The Associated Press Published on Tuesday, Indonesia's top Islamic body declared Tuesday that Muslims can drink civet coffee — the world's most expensive coffee, which is extracted from the dung...
and will the only title he will ever win in the NBA be the game's "Most Self-Indulgent Player"
.. either we just had one here (I'm in Toronto).... or someone ate a huge burrito for breakfast
As my most popular Hub has to do with my own experience with customer service, I thought I would pass along the following exchange that I was forwarded to me today...A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed...
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is...
Your Hubs, comments and good looks are an inspiration to us all. Keep up the good work!
doesn't come up on the first page of Google searches, yet still gets plenty of traffic?...or does making it to the first page pretty much manditory if you want lots of visitors?
would allow readers to print out the text of a given Hub in a clean and easy to read format.I hope this can be added by later on this evening.Thank you very much in advance
just for Greek One to discuss the latest issues and trends with himself.Please, no other postings.Thanks
"Not to keep your legs closed while your mom is hunting polar bears"JUNEAU, ALASKA—Bristol Palin is hitting the speakers’ circuit, commanding between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance.Palin family...
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — A prominent hard-line Iranian cleric who said promiscuity and immodest dress cause earthquakes says God may be holding off on natural disasters in the West in order to let people sin more and...
jam and butter on toast makes for a great breakfast. What do you like to eat for breakfast?
At what point does faith and the expression of someone's belief in one's religion cross the line and become wacko and Al Quida-esque??