Forty good, clever one-liners you can use for your Facebook or Twitter status.
Author, comedy writer and mum of five. (Not the band) If you don't like the occasional rude joke, look away NOW. You're still looking....
Based near Glasgow, Scotland I began life here on Hubpages as a budding creative writer (if 'budding means daily procrastinator) and moved on to write a whole book - 'The New Mrs D' which is the hilarious story of one woman's midlife journey of discovery on her honeymoon alone. You will find my book on Amazon.com and at The Book Depository.
Alternatively, you can just go find me on Twitter and Instagram @hell4heather - don't forget to shout hello!