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Hope Alexander

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Unlikely fashion guru, pseudo philosopher, seeker of know-ledge, chronicler of the modern age. I will tell you about clothes. Because fashion is what happens when people wear clothes. I will also tell you about games, because games are what happen when people play.

Some say that Hope Alexander once round housed Chuck Norris. (After he claimed that public health care would have invariably resulted in the Virgin Mary aborting Jesus.)

Others say she eats LOL cats on toast for breakfast and that she once scaled Notre Dame holding a freedom fry in one hand and a baguette in the other.

It later turned out that the whole stunt had been filmed not a mile from a major road, which caused a major backlash against her popular bounty hunting tv series in which she bailed out ice heads, then tracked them down whilst wearing feathers and beads in her hair.

Today, a shadow of her former self, she writes on the Internet.

(As of 11.11.11, Hope will be a dragon.)

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