I went to the store for string beans and now an old lady is grinning at me in aisle 5 about mayonnaise! I said to the old lady, “I hope you’re talk’n bout’ Hellman’s or sumth’n; that better not be a pick-up...
Was Miss Mary Mack her real name? "...Miss Ma-ry Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black..." Remember that rhyme? I can't prove it, but I think her real name was Gertrude!
Have you ever wondered what to do with that scarf, or that dressing screen? Well, with a little creativity, you now have a table runner and a headboard.