Some people are not content to be just a "jerk," they want to be a "bigger jerk," and here is how they can do that.
Ahhh, the business of sportscasters and their catch-phrases. How we love them. Read this and root for the home team.
Ever wonder what YOU would do if someone offered you one-hundred thousand dollars? I'm serious. I tell you in this hub what "I" would do.
What would I do if Princess Kate Middleton were to spend a day with me? I share this dream with you now.
Some rules for new employees will work. Some won't. These 15 rules WILL work.
Guys, if you were caught cheating, what would you say to your wife? Think about it as you read this story.
Single guys take heart. You CAN answer your future father-in-law's tough questions. I tell how in this hub.
When the police pulls you over, watch what you say. Seriously. It could mean freedom, jail time or a ticket.
I'm old. No doubt about it. It's not all bad. I have some benefits. I am glad to share.
Some poor souls wander through life getting hurt feelings and never knowing why. Read this hub and the mystery may be solved.
I love lists. Long lists. Short lists. Here is "my" List of 20 Things That Never Need Improving"
Southern belles are special. And I know how to get a date with them.
Shame comes to everyone in life. And this is my story about "some" of my shames.
THE WONDERFUL, NATURALLY-TALENTED, BARBARA NICHOLS. Okay, I was young and didn't know what life was all about. So sue me. At age 12, 1966, I got my first sip of the sometimes-forbidden nectar of "falling in love," with...
Seems to me that most everyone else has a stalker, so why not me? I am decent-looking, charming, and know how to captivate a group at a party, so whomever dispatches stalkers, get on it!
SHE CAN EASILY TAKE CARE OF HERSELF IN ANY DANGEROUS SITUATION. WHAT MAN WOULDN'T WANT TO BE OUT ON A DATE WITH THIS "SUPER" GIRL? Now do I really have to give you a cute introduction to this hub? ...
MICHAEL BUFFER OF VINCE MCMAHON'S WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT (WWE). into a true story, a story filled with action, danger, and excitement of my first and last night as a wrestling announcer. All rolled into one...
Suck-up's are everywhere, but mostly found in workplaces. This hub deals wit how you can spot a suck-up and successfully deal with the suck-up.
OF MY QUESTION OF WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF FAKE EYEGLASSES? as well as the rest of the "cosmically-talented" Beatles. Who didn't? I grew up with the Beatles. Loved their songs. Albums. And the off-beat movies they...
There are those who have been dumped, guys and girls, whose lives are now shattered and things they are not to do go achieve recovery, but now I talk about the "dumper" and the things he or she isn't to do.
Girls who have faced a nasty break-up with a non-caring guy need advice too. This my hub to help them.
SO HERE YOU ARE . . . alone. Hurting. Shattered. Your girlfriend whom you trusted. Loved. Admired. For three blissful years, out of the blue, tonight at dinner at Olive Garden, (where you bought her the most-expensive...
Defeating the comic icon, Superman is near-impossible. Writers for many years always see to it that he comes up on top. Not in this hub. I have 10 Super-Easy Ways to Defeat Superman.
Driving a car is serious. So serious that I am publishing 10 Things Not To Do While Driving to help the young driver wanna-be's.
This hub deals with how one gullible guy, me, can allow a teenage dream of having a rock band and the frills such as money, fame and hot chicks, vanish in one summer afternoon.
FOR MANY REASONS. THEY GET TO DANCE WITH HOT GIRLS. DRINK THEIR BRAINS OUT. AND ACT FOOLISH FOR THE CAMERA. WHAT A GREAT TIME. In My Mid-Twenties I loved to drink. Beer, whiskey, wine, vodka and well, just about any...
This hub strictly deals with "bad" motel experiences I have had over the years. I wish all my adventures on the road were good, but that would be self-deceiving.
Why spend tons of money on Valentine's Day gifts, when we men can just make and give our wives something "we" make. This is far-more special.
What is there had been a lost episode of CBS' monster-hit series, Gunsmoke? What would it have been like for the cast? This ficticious hub might answer these questions.
Not all of the Bonanza episodes were shown on TV. This rendering is just one of the ones that MIGHT have made it. If the producers had been on their toes.
. . .successful guys tend to marry hot girls. The thing is to always keep the hot romamce in the marriage alive. This hub gives seven easy tips to be your wife's "Mr. Hot-Romance," all of the time.
Girl-watching has been around for as long as there have been pretty girls. Until 2012, I haven't read or seen any news blurbs on any news outlet about this fading artform. This hub will help restore girl-watching to the...
This is Part Two of a hub I published weeks ago: 13 Songs That Make You Feel Worse When You Hear Them, where I reveal 13 more songs that instantly make you feel blue as you hear the music and lyrics of these songs.
I love girls. And women. But there is this particular sect of women who do things to men that cause irritation. Hurt feelings. And ruin a perfectly good evening. This hub blows the lid off of this group of girls who do...
Music, for all intents and purposes, is supposed to make us at ease, feel good, or just inspire some old memories. And then there are songs that make us sad.
Sometimes, hearing about a subject is more-educational and informative when told by an experienced participant. This hub talks about gluttony and over-eating. The reader can make up their own mind.
Let's face it. And be real honest. Some in-laws are good. Some are not. This hub deal with how to handle those in-laws that make our lives miserable.
Some poor souls drift through life not knowing that they are being ignored by family and yes, even friends. This hub should shed some needed light on this painful problem
Are you nice? And miserable for being nice? Try being 'sorry' for a few days.
NOT ONLY IS SNEEZING IN QUIET PUBLIC PLACES HUMILATING, BUT UNHEALTHY FOR THOSE AROUND US. BELCHING, FOR GIRLS OR GUYS is taboo. Not even the prettiest, hottest girl can look sexy when she lets out a manly-belch in a...
Men are prone to mess up. This is a natural fact of life. I have written this hub for the benefit of all men who want to do better.
"We're born. We live. We serve. We pass. From young, to old, to young. Perpetually. Eternally." - - -Anonymous I want to be completely-serious with you for a moment. And talk to you about a very-sensitive subject:...
GUYS, IF YOU BLOW YOUR MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR FIANCE' SHE WILL GO INTO THE WOODS ALONE AND THINK FOR HOURS. Well, dude, the day has come and you are ready. Look at you. You look absolutely...
Now that I have your undivided attention . . . let me just say this to you, the smoker. I understand. More than you think. It's rough. And getting rougher to be a smoker in today's 'health-conscious' society of...
LET'S GET SERIOUS. TOM SELLECK WOULD BE THE PEFECT REPLACEMENT FOR JOHN BOEHNER, SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. HIS GOOD LOOKS, CHARISMA, WOULD HELP HIM PASS NEEDED LEGISLATION TO HELP AMERICA. How it all started . . . One day,...
How can this man be this lonely? Well, he made a huge mistake in trusting a girl who said would go out with him. Instead, she lied to him and stood him up. That's how. WRITER'S NOTE: this hub was inspired by fellow hub...
"Listen, you jerk! I don't want to see you again--EVER! Understand?" is what most guys in the mid to late 1970's heard after they had "scored" a date with a beautiful lady and had a great evening together. But...
This story has two segments. The first segment is the non-profit community theater I helped to form in my hometown, Hamilton, Alabama. The theater was named by my good friend and man of the cloth, Bro. Clinton Padgett,...
"I'm glad that I finished my laps in the pool, for now, I can introduce you to a true American legend . . . who has been seen and read in numerous daily newspapers across the world and is one of the most-popular...
Everyone needs a hero. I don't care if the hero is fictional or real. My hero was Ken Osmond who played Eddie Haskell on "Leave It To Beaver." Oh, "Haskell," not Osmond was my hero. To clarify.
A typical supermarket in America in the fifties. All supermarkets stocked the latest, most-popular cereals that were advertised on television. If you work for Kellogg’s, Post, Quaker or any of the big cereal...
I love to eat. I make no bones about it. Give me a few friends, a few bucks, and we are on our way to the nearest restaurant that features an all-you-can-eat-buffet. Personally, I love the convenience and overall...
GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE THIS MAY BE THE GIRLS WHO ARE SCAMMING MONEY. I want to be real honest with you now. I mean what I say. I am not, repeat not, a good-looking guy. Never was. Never will be. Not a problem. For I am...
My summary for this story is simple. I present 11 tips on now guys can know that they are about to be dumped.
The common citizen was used in many WW I and II war posters to sell war bonds to keep our country strong. Just like artifacts, these vintage war posters from World War I and II, depict the hard-working man and woman,...
This is the type of story that we, who live down south, in the Heart of Dixie, love to talk about on long, winter days when we are gathered in our favorite hang-out, a country store, who’s owner is retired, drawing a...
This story is not about Skippy peanut butter. Although I dearly love Skippy peanut butter with a fiery passion, this is about “Skippy” Handelman, one of the main supporting actors on the hit NBC series, “Family...
Jean Carson who played “Daphne,” whose famous catch-phrase was, “Hello, Doll,” one of the “fun girls” on the storied Andy Griffith Show, said in an interview the reason why she loved to play “Daphne,” a...
Let’s talk about Jesus Christ for a few minutes. You know Jesus, the son of God. The Christ. The one who suffered and died on the cross of Calvary for you and I. That one. The only one. That’s who I am talking...
I know. We all love and admire Mickey and Minnie mouse, the two standard icon-money-makers for Walt Disney and his various enterprises. We love that mischievous smile that Mickey flashes each time he is on film,...
One summer day during my teen years, I happened to be partaking of my all-time favorite hobby: Sitting underneath a huge Elm tree in our backyard and playing with my pet dog, “Tramp.” This story does not have a...
If you have ever lost a game or contest, then you know that hearing insincere words from the winners can be annoying. This hub tells of 10 Things Losers Hate to Hear.
We’re born. We grow. We learn. Pretty basic, huh? Along the pathway of our life journey, we encounter numerous things. Some bad. Some good. And some we really cannot explain. I don’t think that we, as the mere...
You all know him as one of his many names--Lucifer; Prince of Darkness; The Old Dragon; The Serpent, but his most-famous name is . . .ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and give this next character a 'warm...