I am the "other" Audrey Wood. The "original" Audrey Wood, artisticlly imagined staple childhood paperback stories; softly watercoloring growing up, with perfect political correctness. I am her polar opposition to candy coatings, sweet bedtime nonsense, and kindergarten group time. I'm keeping it raw. I'm keeping it uncomfortable. I'm giving you real life topics and perceptions; through a lense of un-compromisable irony, darkness, and awkward taboos. We're going to heave, cry, shudder, and shine.