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Kelly Umphenour (RealHousewife)

Joined 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO




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I am the RealHousewife of St. Louis. I have been married for 13 years and they have been the best years of my life. I have 3 beautiful daughters. They are 10, 12 & 23 so my house is always full of fun.

I am a Registered Polysomnographic Technologist (R.PSG.T). I worked in sleep medicine for several years. I still research and love the science of sleep.

I love traveling and am a thrill seeker. I love art. I am very good with colors, markers and coloring books. I almost always stay in the lines:-)

I love to read and write about a broad range of topics. I love HubPages and have learned so much from excellent writers such as, Austinstar, barbergirl28, Just Ask Susan, and Motown2Chitown.

I own a small business that provides research reports in the real estate industry and have a license to sell real estate in Missouri. First and foremost - I am a REAL housewife. I don't have maids, cooks, or assistants.

You can learn more about me by reading an interview by my friend and fellow writer, Ruchira who is about the kindest individual I have ever encountered!

My handwriting analysis was completed by brilliant hubber and writer Tammy Swallow....see what secrets my handwriting reveal about me!

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      • Just Ask Susan

        Just Ask Susan

        6 years ago

        Sorry to tell you Just Ask Susan has fallen down her stairs and fractured her ankle.  She wanted everyone to know that she can not answer emails or get on HP on her cell phone.  She is resting in bed and is...

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        Photo Use

        6 years ago

        I went to a concert - personal cameras were allowed.  Can someone please tell me if I can use those photos in a hub legally? For instance I posted one below....thank you!