I'm just your ordinary 48 year old Mother of 5 1/2 year old twins that is trying to survive! After being in outside sales with great jobs and expense accounts for over 20 years, I'm now a poor stay at home Mom trying to juggle being the perfect wife, mother and small business owner. I run a marketing business catering to the Real Estate industry. No glitz, no glamour, just sit in front of my computer all day being creative. Oh, and why "The Big Bust Theory", well after losing 78 pounds over the past 3 years I'm still a 36G bra size. God truly does have a sense of humor!