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Adam (What Is Q)

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I’m not a professional profiler, like in the show Criminal Minds, so I’m not sure how to profile myself. I guess I could tell you my name. My name’s Adam, but I look like an Andrew. If you know an Andrew, picture him in your mind and that’s what I look like. So now that I’ve formally introduced myself to you, here are some fun facts about myself.

 

I’m deathly allergic to rat poison.

I don’t wear clothes when I write. It’s my process. 

I like monkeys and believe they should have the right to vote.

I don’t like cell phones or talking to people I can’t see.

I don’t like green eggs and ham, or Communism.

I sneeze with my eyes open.

I’m afraid of werewolves, but I’ve never met one.

I have all of my teeth, and a few teeth I found in the backyard.

I don’t like rats chewing on my face while I sleep.

I have a drink now and then. I’m drinking now, and I’ll be drinking whenever ‘then’ is, too.

I’m not a big fan of plane crashes.

I love spaghetti. That is to say, I enjoy eating it.

I love people. I would not enjoy eating one. I don’t approve of cannibalism.

Thanks for visiting. Oh, while you’re here. I’m trying to sell some of my organs, so if you’re in the market, please read my advertisement, Used Organs For Sell.

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