Back To Basics: Egg and Muffin Toaster

Back To Basics, a leading manufacturer of innovative kitchenware products, has been helping people enjoy making the foods they love since 1971. (Before then it is not known exactly who was responsible.) It is certain, however, that Back to Basics machines do just about everything except eat the food for you. Their Egg and Muffin Toaster can make a popular egg and muffin sandwich at home at a fraction of the cost charged by fast food restaurants. So why go out when you can stay home and sit in your pajamas or birthday suit and enjoy the very same thing? You can even swallow the sandwich whole if you are so inclined, and no one will judge you or be any the wiser.

According to CEO Randy Hales, “The Egg and Muffin Toaster is just one of a large assortment of kitchenware products that reinforce Back to Basics’ credo of bringing to market new and better ways for consumers to make the food they love.” The Egg And Muffin Toaster features wide toasting slots, an auto shut-off for individual toasting and poaching preferences, an easy to clean control touchpad and light to dark toaster settings. The removable crumb tray makes clean up easy.

The Egg And Muffin Toaster is a multi-function appliance and perfect for the multi-tasker humanoid who owns it. This toaster delivers a convenient and tasty breakfast meal in about 4 minutes, and can simultaneously toast the bread, cook an egg (steam-scrambled or poached) and warm a pre-cooked slice of ham or sausage or any combination of these three functions. Its special “Egg/Toast” function directs the cooking of items so that they will be completed at the same time (The best waiter in town and there’s no tip necessary for prompt service either!) The Egg and Muffin Toaster can also boil up to four eggs.

No, it cannot make your bed or perform any other household chores. Still, it would seem that the Egg and Muffin Toaster is the greatest things since sliced bread!