French Fry Cutter

Some wise, high-cholesterol soul once said, “French fries are made, not born.” While this might sound eerily similar to a statement made about celebrity, any resemblance is purely coincidental. The French Fry Cutter is a lightweight little number made of stainless steel that can turn an ordinary baking potato into 49 3/8-inch French fries with the single push of a lever (faster than the time a magician would need to pull a rabbit, stainless steel or otherwise, from a black silk hat)! These numbers are guaranteed, however, only if you shape a large potato to precisely fit the bed.

The French Fry Cutter guarantees consistent results and delivers every time. It comes with two different blades: a number 25 hole for large fries and a number 49 hole for small fries. The French Fry Cutter also comes with push blocks that are easily assembled and removed from the main body of the cutter by depressing a small lever and then turning a latch. In order to operate the French Fry Cutter, simply place small or half potatoes into the shute and squeeze through for thick or thin fries. Cutting capacity, however is less than 4 inches due to the size of the bed and this is the French Fry Cutter’s only drawback. You will have to “cut” large Russets before “cutting”, if you know what I mean.

With the French Fry Cutter, resulting length is at most 3½ inches, but that is far from a problem for those among us who have learned to leave vaudeville and expand our acts to beyond one-trick ponies. This length is perfect for creating carrot, cucumber and zucchini sticks, which can be quickly assembled into a beautiful vegetable tray. Whatever is left over can be diced into a hearty vegetable soup!

The French Fry Cutter should be washed by hand in soapy water for best results, but is considered dishwasher safe. It measures 8 inches long by 5 inches wide. Not too big for a cutting wonder!

Are you yearning for some French fries? Well, get one of these French Fry Cutters and they will be ready for you to devour before the next food fantasy can find its place in your mind!

Happy french fries!