Sonic Boom Analog Alarm Clock

While it is certainly true that many people have a lot of trouble waking up in the morning, if the Sonic Boom Analog Alarm Clock cannot do the job for you, the chances are that you are probably dead (in which case, you won’t need this clock at all). The Sonic Boom Analog Alarm Clock comes equipped with a number of very potent sleep destroyers; namely, bed quaking vibrators which step up to the plate (namely, your bed) if the extra loud beepers don’t work. (Rumor has it that loudspeakers may be installed in the next version of this annoying alarm clock, but sources who have claimed to hear this weren’t sure they could hear anything at all above the roar of discontent at this suggestion.)

The Sonic Boom Analog Alarm Clock comes packaged with the newest, most powerful 12-volt bed shaker. Its bright blue back light flashes when the alarm rings just in case you are not distracted enough by that. (Perhaps the next version of this clock might include a way to package the sights and sounds of a train-wreck. That might work well for the more stubborn sleepers among us.) This light is convenient as a night-light however, and it does come with an on-off switch. Although the clock also comes with a hi/low dimmer, which, is supposed to help you sleep better at night, don’t count on any sympathy when daylight breaks. The extra loud pulsating alarm with a 113 db adjustable tone and volume control is surely loud enough to wake the hard of hearing and most likely also the dead.

Just to be on the safe side, if you buy this clock, don’t try out the alarm anywhere near a cemetery. Except for maybe The Shadow, no one knows for whom the bell really tolls, does one?

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