Poem - The Wooden Spoon

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By Drax

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I showed the child the wooden spoon

She laughed and said;-

“That is a modernist

symbol of oppression

whilst you may view it with nostalgia

using it on me

will result in legal action

and withdrawal of your grandparent privileges

I will also be alienated

But that is nothing new"

I bit hard on the spoon

to vent my dissatisfaction

with the post modernist regime

resolving myself to continued celibacy

to prevent a recurrence

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Eileen Hughes profile image

Eileen Hughes  says:
2 months ago

very true, we can do nothing to reprimand our kids these days.

Drax profile image

Drax  says:
2 months ago

thanks for the comment Eileen....

Drax

colin mcdermott profile image

colin mcdermott  says:
2 months ago

hahaha great poem

Social Conscience profile image

Social Conscience  says:
2 months ago

AH! Well VENTED, Drax! Excellent. Way to take a bite!

Cailin Gallagher profile image

Cailin Gallagher  says:
2 months ago

I feel your frustration. Just glad the nuns can't use the old cane anymore. Ouch! My hands still hurt from the Sisters of Mercy in Ballaghaderreen.

Drax profile image

Drax  says:
2 months ago

Hi folks... thanks very much for the comments. I was educated by the christian brothers and they used leather straps... I can categorically state that there was nothing christian about them at all ... many of them were total sadists...

... Drax ...

Paul Edmondson profile image

Paul Edmondson  says:
2 months ago

Isn't praise the new discipline?

Drax profile image

Drax  says:
2 months ago

Hiya Paul... perhaps it is, is then the absence of praise sufficient to produce behavioural change, one wonders...

Research Analyst profile image

Research Analyst  says:
8 days ago

Interesting how each generation has a different view of what discipline is.

epictruth profile image

epictruth  says:
4 days ago

Sometimes a good spanking does the job. Let's be honest, no?

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