The Top 10 Celebrity Booties

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By dindin


The Top 10 Celebrity Bottoms

Thank goodness that skinny is on the way out. To me, and apparently a whole lot of other people, nothing looks better than a lady with real curves.

So I've compiled a little list of what I think are the top 10 celebrity booties. There are a few interesting things I noticed when I was making the list.

Latina is Good: This may have nothing to do with their gifted backsides or everything, but there sure do seem to be a lot of hot Latinas blessed with big butts.This may have nothing to do with their gifted backsides or everything, but there sure do seem to be a lot of hot Latinas blessed with big butts.

They are all healthy: None of these ladies are sickly thin like some celebs. They all seem to take care of themselves and actually eat real foot. Some may work out more than others, but they still all look great

30% are Named Jessica: OK this means nothing I think, but it's true


#10. Jessica Alba

Number 10 is also the first Latina on the list. Jessica Alba is known for her beauty and incredible body. Yes I agree that she is beautiful and has a great bottom, I just think that I prefer a little more of an apple shape in my bottoms


#9 Jessica Simpson

Next is Jessica Simpson. Our second Jessica of the list already. Jessica Simpsonhas always been beautiful and had and incredible body, but she really became a knock out preparing for the Dukes of Hazzard movie. Whatever that had her eating or exercises she was doing, it worked. Really worked.

Here she is in a photo for the movie. You can see her incredible booty attached to the best set of legs on the list.


#8 Shakira

On to our second Latina on the list, Shakira. She may not be the most beautiful on the list or have the most perfect booty, but you have to respect the way she can move it. Her butt shakin' can cure the sick and bring peace to the world if people would just stop everything and watch her shake it for a couple days.


#7 Jessica Beil

Ah Ha!

Another Jessica! This time it is Jessica Biel. I know a lot of people think that she is too muscular, but (notice that I say Butt a lot) I think that it works. Just gaze at that backside. It is just perfect. Great shape, great size, and great tone, that booty is just right.

I put her as #7 for being too muscular for some crazy people.


#6 Kim Kardashian

Our 3rd latina on the list already. I'm not sure what exactly Kim Kardashian does, but all the gossip site say that she is some kind of celebrity. They say she has a sex tape so she must be famous, I guess.

Anyway... If judging by size, Kim Kardashian would clearly be #1 on the list as her butt probably has it's own gravitational force. It is just massive.

There is some controversy as to whether or not it is all real or is surgically enhanced. She says it's all natural. However, I don't think it really matters. Who cares you're still looking at it aren't you?


#5 Katherine McPhee

Some people may be surprised by my choice for #5 because Katherine McPhee is know more for being the cute sweetheart type. It is very true, she is super cute and if it wasn't for this happy accidental gust of wind sent from heaven we wouldn't know the hidden booty power that she possesses.

As far as her celebrity.... to tell you the truth I had to Google her to find out why she was famous. She was on American Idol for those that don't know.

My suggestion is to stop hiding that booty and use it to it's fullest potential


#4 Vida Guerra

Another smoking hot Latina.

Again, if size were the only criteria here than Vida Guerra would be right at the top. She may not be as big as Kim Kardashian, but Vida is all about shape. You have to agree that she has about the most perfect apple shaped bottom in the universe.

She's healthy with real curves and wears her meat in all the right places. Vida Guerra is not the most beautiful on the list, but who is looking at her face?

I'm afraid I don't know at all why Vida Guerra is famous, I really think that she is famous because of her booty. All I see of her is skimpy bikini photo-shoots. That just goes to show you...Don't deny the power of BUTT!

#3 Maria Menounos

Our 5th Latina on the list! Wrong Maria Menounos is Greek American. While this may be obvious to some by her name, she does have that hot Latina look. Her backside is perfectly shaped, sticks out with a healthy bump and is toned to perfection. Maria Menounos obviously works out and takes care of herself which is obviously working for that beautiful booty.

A much added plus is that Maria Menounos is drop dead gorgeous with beautiful eyes and a heart warming smile that has made her a fixture on TV


# 2 Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler is #2 on our list. She is a former wrestler with the WCW and WWE, but she maybe most widely known being a contestant on the second season of Dancing with the Stars.

She's high on the list not only for having a great booty, but seriously using it too her advantage. Stacy Keibler appeared in a thong 99% of her time in the WWE and wore super short skirts which made for lots and lots of upskirt camera angles when she entered the wrestling ring. Much to the fans satisfaction she did it nice and slow making sure everyone could see her superstar booty.

It helps that her super bottom is attached to a pair of 42 inch long legs. Those shocking long legs made her a hit on Dancing with The Stars and led to modeling for Maxim and Stuff magazines.

She's got it and she knows it and she's right


#1 Jennifer Lopez

J Lo is obviously the most famous celebrity on the list, however that is not why she is in the top position. She may not even have the best bottom on the list, but that is not why she is #1 either.

Jennifer Lopez is #1 on our list because she made it cool to have a healthy butt. She's gifted with a nicely shaped, big bottom that made the world take notice. J Lo made it ok for women with a different type of body to be considered beautiful (by celebrity standards).

And for that, we booty lovers should bow down to that #1 Butt!

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firetown  says:
6 months ago

Latinas are way hot, I live in Costa Rica so I know :D

Kat  says:
6 weeks ago

Kim Kardashian is not latina she is of a armenian, german, and russian background.

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