Awesome Horse Accessories

Awesome Horse Accessories

Herein we present accessories for awesome horses. Should your horse fall somewhat short of awesome, perhaps an accessory of three might bump him into the lower levels of awesomeness. We offer no guarantees, but we are hopeful for you and your equine.

Kid's Horse

It's not quite college mascot quality unless your kid is extremely claustrophobic. This insanely cute horse hat is manufactured from brown velvet and fur. On hot days, or when company comes over, it converts to a hand puppet (of a horse). A secret compartment inside the head hides the name of next years' Preakness winner.

Wildkin Horses Lunch Box

Allow us to be perfectly clear: this is a lunchbox for humans that has horses on it. This is not a horse lunch box. Of course, horses can't work zippers and clasps because they are cloven-hoof type animals. They lack opposable thumbs.

That being said, this adorable lunch box employs velcro closures to secure a water bottle and a cold pack. A horse of average intelligence could master velcro.

Anatomy of the Horse (Vet (Schlutersche))

We all love horses, but how many of us know what's going on in there? Where does the Purina Horse Chow actually go? How many kidneys does a horse have? This clever book answers these questions and many more. Full color drawings and photographs illustrate every major horse biological system. Primarily intended for veterinarians, this tome also comes in extremely handy during late-night study sessions preparing for Jeopardy.

Pedre Women's 3313SX Silver-Tone with White Horse Bit Bangle Watch

Horse owners understand the importance of feeding their horses on time while dressing in a fashionable manner. The stylish 3313SX Silver-Tone sports a leather band overlayed with silver links that resemble tiny bridle bits. Horse and rider will both appreciate the craftsmanship and chronology.

Royal Ascot Horse Hitching Posts- Decorative Floor Accessory- set of 3

Most hitching posts are too grubby and disgusting to bring into the Big House because, well, they're hitching posts and all. This set of three hand-carved all-wood posts unites form and function into an equine amalgam perfect for the libraries and dining rooms of horse lovers. The artwork is exquisite enough to discourage any actual hitching.

Good Directions 580V1 Full Size Horse Weathervane, Blue Verde

Famous horseman Bob Dylan once wrote "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows." He was able to make that statement because he probably had a Good Directions 580V1 mounted on his cupola. This unique item is built to handle many types of blowing wind and accurately display an analog representation of wind direction in real-time. Constructed from 100% copper, this unit will provide many years of atmospheric information for horse lovers.

Horse Figurine Table Top Fan [Set of 2]

If everything in your house looks like a horse except your tabletop fans, we have a solution to your dilemma. This set of matching figurines preserves your horse milieu while moving volumes of air throughout the room. Fans offer 3 completely different speeds and run on standard electricity.

Allied Precision 16HB Heated Bucket

Horses love heated buckets: frozen water doesn't wash down the oats very well at all. This handy gizmo plugs into a standard wall outlet and keeps drinking water from freezing. A built-in thermostat regulates water temperature. Matching handles make carrying easy.

Conclusion

If your horse doesn't achieve awesomeness after applying a few of these accessories, please let us know.

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drcrischasse 6 years ago from NH/Foxboro

I have two horses, great info.


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nicomp 6 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@drcrischasse: They are awesome horses, yes?


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