Cats and String Theory

My Cat


I've never understood the cat/dog divide. I like cats and I like dogs and see no reason to push my loyalties to one side or the other. I've had a few dogs in my time and adored them all, however at the moment I don't have a dog...only a cat, so I'm feeling feline oriented. Meow!!


It's been a long time between cats - prior to this one I hadn't owned a cat since adolescence, so I've had to reacquaint myself with all their little pussy ways. My current cat, Roy, has been both an anxiety and a pleasure. A victim of the road toll, when he was six months old he ran under the wheel of my car as I was pulling into the driveway and crushed his pelvis. After some very expensive vet treatments and a few months of rehabilitation he recovered, though he'll never be the cat he would have been. Also, much to my initial, (shallow) dismay, his beauty was marred as he now has a permanent bald patch on his back because some of his hair follicles were destroyed in the accident. I briefly considered a fur transplant but dismissed the idea on the grounds of it being ludicrous. Strangers tend to look at him sideways, suspecting he has some kind of unsavoury mange but in truth, I no longer even notice it.


Despite this major setback, he has a good time and one positive from the disaster is that he now exhibits a very healthy respect for cars. When I drive up he hides around the corner of the house, tentatively poking his head out and wont make a full apppearance until the car has completely stopped. Roy can also climb, hunt (despite my attempts to stymie his prowess with bells), has catty friends and a full appetite, both for food and living. Did I mention that Roy is also extremely intelligent? In fact for a while there I almost thought he might be, well, yes...gifted.


The extremely handsome Roy
The extremely handsome Roy
Oscar the palliative care cat. Image from The New Scientist Blog
Oscar the palliative care cat. Image from The New Scientist Blog

An Emotional Connection

Any cat fancier will be familiar with the emotional connection a human can form with a cat. A relaxed, purring cat lying on it's back just asking for a stomach rub is a beautiful thing. They can be affectionate but usually on their terms - when they feel like it. Sometimes they are even spookily sensitive. Take the striking example of Oscar, the palliative care cat.


Oscar lived in the end-stage dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence (probably still does) after having been picked up as a stray kitten, wandering aimlessly in the streets. At the rehab centre he kept to himself and didn't take much notice of the residents, preferring his own company, as some cats do. Occasionally he could be bribed with a juicy titbit but basically he was anti-social - with one exception.


Somehow, by some mysterious, innate sense, Oscar knew when a patient was going to die and he would curl up on their bed and stay there, a few hours before they shook off their mortal coil. It seems incredible but it happened time and again. As David Dosa, assistant professor of medicine at Brown University in Providence said "If we hadn't been witnessing it over the course of the last year, I wouldn't believe it myself." Why or how this happened, no-one is quite sure, though some scientists have speculated that there may have been near death biochemical clues that Oscar picked up on. In any case, according to staff in the unit, he provided some comfort to many people who would otherwise have died alone.


There's no firm consensus among scientists as to whether cats experience real emotion. They know they feel emotional responses such as pain and fear etc but do they experience emotion as humans do...ie; dissapointment, regret, love? Well it's hard to tell how deep they go because of course, they can't tell us. One thing researchers have discovered is that cats are emotional manipulators - they've learnt to vocalize specifically for humans in a way that mimics human babies crying. That's pretty clever eh..? Which brings me to the title of this article - just how clever are cats really? Can they understand string theory for example?


A cat grappling with the complexities of string theory.  Image from The New Scientist website.
A cat grappling with the complexities of string theory. Image from The New Scientist website.

String theory...

Well, alas..it appears they can't. Even Roy, the cat with the big IQ, doesn't get it. Chimpanzees get it..and so do ravens, pigeons and certain monkeys. Ever wondered why cats enjoy fruitlessly playing with a piece of string? According to a 2009 article in The New Scientist - Why Cats Fail to Grasp String Theory, it 's because they don't really understand (or care) that it will lead nowhere:

Working with 15 shelter cats, Osthaus's team attached fish or biscuit treats to one end of a string. A plastic screen with a small gap at the bottom separated cats from their reward, requiring the felines to tug on the string to get the treat.

With a single string attached to the food, most cats learned to paw at the string to get a snack. But when Osthaus' team introduced a second piece of string, unconnected to any foods, cats tugged on the correct string less than half the time.

This suggests that the cats couldn't infer cause-and-effect relationships between two objects and could only learn an association from scratch each time.

New scientist


Dissappointing Result

Tch, tch...a failure to grasp even the fundamentals of string theory is very dissapointing for cat supporters.


But cat loathing dog lovers needn't get too smug about this, because - dogs don't get it either.


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Eric Prado profile image

Eric Prado 5 years ago from Webster, Texas

Good hub! I vote up! =)


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Pcunix 5 years ago from SE MA

Heck, I know people who don't get stuff just as obvious.


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Austinstar 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

It's true! My cat, Max, will chase any string around. He could care less what it's attached to.


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De Greek 5 years ago from UK

What a title! You had me dangling on a string :-)


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Rod Marsden 5 years ago from Wollongong, NSW, Australia

A fun hub!

Cats and dogs brought up in the same household do get along fine. I was there at the time. Dogs are very family oriented and see themselves as part of your family. If you have a cat then they have a cat chum. The neighbor's cat, however, is a different proposition and always will be.

I am more of a dog person but once wrote a whole bunch of stories for an anthology titled Cats Do it Better.

Not sure if cats are dumb when it comes to string or are just playing with us and testing us on string.


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K9keystrokes 5 years ago from Northern, California

I just love Oscar the cat! What a sweet, intuitive creature. BTW, your title is a grabber. Good stuff here.

Up and awesome.

K9


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L.L. Woodard 5 years ago from Oklahoma City

One can never read too many good cat stories. Great job on this one.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Thanks Eric..much appreciated.

Pcunix..too true!


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Austin...sounds to me like they're more interested in the play than the treat. Maybe they weren't hungry?. There's more to animals than meets the eye.I'm sure of it.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

De Greek...good!(and thanks)

Rod,ha..yep the neighbours cat definitely is a different prosition. Animals seem to know that other species in the household hold special significance for us humans, so they make allowances. I have a cat and a goldfish(which I got lumbered with) that are best frineds...they practically rub noses.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

K9..I agree, Oscar is fabulous! What a darling. Thanks for stopping by.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Thankyou LL Woodward...cats do make for a good yarn, I agree.


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Cheeky Girl 5 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

This is a great hub, but Oscar gets the prize (hey maybe the Oscar too) for being so knowledgeable about people dying. That is such a weird story. Just amazing. Glad I read this!


eudociadavis 5 years ago

well Said,Great hub,it's true string theory.I also believe in it.

thanks for sharing!


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Docmo 5 years ago from UK

Great fun hub, Jane. For moment I was all 'physics'ed up and then chuckled at what you meant by string theory... endearing.


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optimus grimlock 5 years ago

great little hub!


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Hi Cheeky Girl..Oscar is great. I can understand how perhaps he could sense people nearing death becuase of smells or whatever but that still doesn't explain why he chose to offer that comfort..? It's a lovely story...thanks for reading.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Thanks eudocladavis, Docmo and optimus grimlock (what a great name). I appreciate all the comments.


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Brutus Orkney 5 years ago from AZ

Coincidently, I also know they won't find anything at the end of the string and I don't care. Cats are easily the best in-home entertainment system, period. They're around seemingly when you need them and well if they're not, I try to remember, it's their world....I'm just living in it...hehe. I do love dogs too though. Thanks for an amusing and enlightening hub Jane!


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Puppyluv 5 years ago from Hanover, PA

Great hub! I've always wondered that myself. :) Dog and cat people can get along. I'm also in favor of both and could never really decide on one over the other. Rated up!


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Brutus...cats can be fun, for sure. "in-home entertainment system" - I like that!


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Thanks for visiting Puppyluv...much appreciated.


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tritrain 5 years ago from United States

That cat tutored my in college, I think. He's smart.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Haha...


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Terry.Hirneisen 5 years ago from Shenandoah Valley

I have a gold and white kitten. I think he does understand String Theory as he lies on my right arm looking at the computer when I am reading Cosmology theories. He is also there whenever I try and write a hub.

I suspect he wants in on the lucrative rewards.

VOTED UP and funny. Thanks for a good read.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

That's one clever kitten you've got there Terry...although if he thinks writing hubs is lucrative, he still has some learning to do..;-)


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Artisina 5 years ago from Sacramento

Great hub! Voted up and happy. I also love both cats and dogs. I have 3 cats right now and they are all different in personality and thought. Thanks for sharing your love of animals. These kinds of hubs always make my day.


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sellman333 5 years ago

Good hub! I vote up

+1


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DavitosanX 5 years ago

There is a very good reason for cats to play with useless string for hours on end. The wouldn't be as cute if they didn't!


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Thanks Arisian for that lovely comment.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Thanks very much sellman!


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Hi Davito...long time no see. You're absolutely right, it's all part of the cuteness factor.

Good to see you


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Feline Prophet 5 years ago from India

You're rights...cats don't care. We don't need to prove anything! :D


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toknowinfo 5 years ago

Such a cute hub, thanks for the entertainment. This is so much to like about this article. Thanks for not stringing me along. Voted up and awesome.


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alezafree 5 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

I think it's a cats ability to NOT care that makes it a superior being. I care way too much about way too many things, and that is why I am usually strung along ... Nice article! :)


feline fetish 5 years ago

did you guys know cats are able to fly blind folded on an august evening in the spring?? wiki leaks told meh so


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kafsoa 5 years ago

I like your theories, they explained many things


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Feline Prophet...I've noticed that!

Toknowinfo, thanks very much...it was fun to write.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

alezafree, good point! and thanks for reading

Feline fetish - I didn't know that, no. Thanks for drawing it to our attention..;)


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Hi kafsoa...thanks.


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prasetio30 5 years ago from malang-indonesia

I love cat very much. I have a cat and two kittens, they are so cute. I love to play with them. They can reduce my stress for a while. Thanks for writing this. I give my vote to you. Cheers..

Love and peace,


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

prasetio..I agree with you about cats reducing stress. They really know how to relax...and some of that rubs off on us owners!

Cheers


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Jenny Calender 5 years ago

Hey, string aside, we love our little beasts, doggies and kitties, one and all :)


John Canady 5 years ago

Great fun hub, Jane. For moment I was all 'physics'ed up and then chuckled at what you meant by string theory... endearing.

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lmoynihan082 5 years ago from ireland

I really enjoyed this hub it was a lot of fun. I think cats are clever in a way that we humans will never understand but we gotta love em just the same.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Thanks Jenny and John!

Hi Imoyihan - thanks and I agree... as far as animals go, there's more going on that meets the eye.


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ubalildon 5 years ago

what a nice hub, i really enjoyed it


Elena 5 years ago

I've had cats throughout my life. I feel that cats are notoutgoing as dogs, but that does not make them dumb. As a matter of fact they are smart creatures, but independent.


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Jane Bovary 5 years ago from The Fatal Shore Author

Thanks ubalildon

Elena..they are very independent, which makes them easier as pets. Dogs are lovely, but require more attention.

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