Great Danes and Kids: Partners in Crime

Best Dog Breed for Kids

What's the best dog breed for kids? I’m a dog lover, and I’ve known many, many dog breeds on a first name basis. Like most canine aficionados, I have my favorite breeds. Ranking right up there as numero uno on my list is the Great Dane – hands down. I became partial to the Dane after owning my first one years ago. After more experience with these giants, I’ve become an even bigger fan, especially after adding nine grandchildren to my family. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a breed that loves kids as much as a typical Great Dane does! Great Danes and kids go together like peanut butter and jelly. Their loving ways, patience with kids, and gentleness are just some of the reasons why I fully believe that this is the best dog breed you could ever own for companionship. That's especially true if you have children in your household.

I think one reason Danes love kids is because they taste good. No, I don’t mean to imply that the dogs eat the kids! I mean that children are usually pretty messy, and their hands and faces are often sticky with the remains of candy, chocolate, peanut butter and jelly, or other bits of recent snacks and meals. The big dogs love “cleaning up” the kids. Heck, you may never have to bathe the tikes again with a Dane or two around! Unless, of course, you find doggie slobber to be offensive.

I have two neutered male Danes, and they adore my nine grandchildren. It’s amusing to watch them “team up” with the children. For example, when one of my grandsons, Tristan, was two years old, he was fascinated with the stash of DVDs and VHS tapes I keep in the cabinet under the television. One day as he was rifling through the movies, I stood watching him from the hallway where he couldn’t see me. Hamlet, my fawn Dane, was standing behind Tristan, with his big head hung over the boy’s shoulder. Tristan would pick up a movie and hand it to Hamlet. Hammie would take the item to the corner of the living room, drop it, and return for another. This went on for several minutes, and Hamlet had acquired a nice pile of DVDs and tapes before my uncontrollable laughter interrupted the mischief of the partners in crime.

Hamlet and my other Dane, Grendel, are always ready to help the kids out with cleaning their plates, too. The kids learned that if they didn’t want to eat some particular food on their plate, they could sneak it under the table to a waiting canine mouth. Broccoli, Brussels sprouts, peas, carrots – anything the kids don’t want, the dogs will get rid of quickly by consuming the evidence. The Danes are always careful about eating from the hands of their tiny humans, even when the kids share their Skittles with them.

The furkids are great at entertaining the human kids. One of my granddaughters, Lexi, loves leading the dogs around. Sometimes the kids ride the dogs. Another favorite pastime with the group is “Dane skiing.” The kids grab Hamlet’s tail, and he pulls them around in their sock feet across the hard wood floors. When I saw this for the first time, I scolded the kids and made them stop. Affter all, I didn't want poor ole Hammie to have a broken or disjointed tail. The kids stopped, but the dog wanted to continue the game. He'd back his tail against the kids, trying to get them to grab it for another skiing session. I should note that Grendel doesn’t particularly like this game.

The dogs are also very protective of their little charges. They follow them around constantly when the kids visit, as if it’s their personal responsibility to make sure no harm comes to the children. One day Lexi had misbehaved, and her mom, Shannon, was fussing at her. Hamlet suddenly became very interested in the conversation and stood right by the little girl. When Shannon attempted to pop Lexi’s backside, Hamlet gently took Shannon’s offending arm in his great jaws and led her away from his girl. He didn’t hurt or threaten Shannon, but he sure didn’t want anyone hurting one of his kids!

When the kids are here, my husband and I play second fiddle. The dogs had much rather spend time with the little ones than with us. And of course, we never have to worry about the dogs’ jumping on the kids because they tower over the kids! The kids have also discovered that Hamlet and Grendel make great chairs for viewing their favorite cartoons. Not only are these living “perches” comfy, they’re also nice and warm.

This article has no ulterior motive. I don't have any Great Danes puppies for sale. As I’ve stated already, both my dogs are incapable of breeding. Actually, I don’t even know any Great Dane breeders personally! From my vast experience with a multitude of canines, however, I've found that this is the best dog breed for almost anyone who wants to add a furkid to the family. I just want everyone to share the wonderful, humorous experience of owning one of these gentle giants and to understand the magic of Great Danes and kids!


Great Danes and kids love each other!
Great Danes and kids love each other!
Great Danes and kids - natural pals.
Great Danes and kids - natural pals.
The dynamic duo: Partners in crime.
The dynamic duo: Partners in crime.

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Waren E 6 years ago from HAS LEFT THE BUILDING............

LoL LOL.. the part about the dvd pile was hilarious,I never heard anything like it before!:)


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia Author

Hi, Waren. I think I'd give just about anything to have a video of the episode!


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Larry Ivey 6 years ago from South Florida

I really enjoy animal stories. And, this is one of the best I've read. You have been blessed with the love of two fine dogs.


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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

That is a really interest article. I don't think I saw more than one or two Great Danes in all my life. They do look lovable and loving. Thank you for sharing.


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ethel smith 6 years ago from Kingston-Upon-Hull

Sucjh lovely gentle giants, the dogs I mean :)


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia Author

Thanks, Ethel, They really are great!


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fastfreta 6 years ago from Southern California

This is a cute hub. I must admit, I am not a dog enthusiast, however I love reading stories about them, (aw heck I love reading anything). When my kids were young, we had dogs, and every other kind of living creature that kids thought they wanted, so I do understand the interaction between kids and animals. By the way what a cute kid, now I'll take him, (smile).


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia Author

Thanks, FF! You'd take him, huh? You'd probably send him back!Nah...he was prety bad when he was two, but he's pretty good now!


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Paradise7 6 years ago from Upstate New York

This was a terrific hub. I love your dogs, and the kids do too!


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia Author

Thanks so much, Paradise!


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia Author

Thanks, Larry! I do feel lucky!!


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Jerilee Wei 6 years ago from United States

Great Danes are the best dogs I've ever had. RIP Queen Samantha of the Chesapeake. She was very similar in looks to your Hamlet. She's been gone for about 7 years and we still miss her.


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia Author

They are the best dogs in the world! I don't know what I'll do when Hammie dies. I have never loved a dog this much. Sorry about Samantha.


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My Odyssey 6 years ago from Somerset, Kentucky

Great Hub! I am very interested in reading more stories and information about your Great Danes! I have been ranting on and on to my Husband about how when we move is when we begin the search fo a Great Dane. Your stories are so heart-warming, touching and so gosh darn cute! I hope you keep on writing about you lovely giants!!


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia Author

I have more hubs about the Danes, Odyssey! And more pics of mine! Glad you're interested in the breed, and thanks for reading!


pinkylee 6 years ago

before I moved to arizona i was working in a daycare where i became good friends with one of my kids parents, they had a great dane named tiny. he was a beautiful dog and sweet as he could be but very protective of the one year old for sure. i cant wait til i can get a dane of my very own. thanks for sharing the laughs and memories


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia Author

Pinky, I'm so excited that you're considering a Great Dane! You should get one of Hamlet's brothers or sisters next time there's a litter. The owner sells them pretty cheap!


pinkylee 6 years ago

not sure how i would get him here though lol ... but whenever we get into a house a year from now hopefully then i am planning on gettin me a dane ... i feel like that blueberry girl in the wonka movie lmao


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habee 6 years ago from Georgia Author

Funny, pinky! Or should that be blue-ey??


Lisa 5 years ago

Love your story about your danes! I have had several danes over the years & they all have been very wonderful loving members of the family. And yes the most hilarious breed I think I've ever been around! I'm a huge great dane lover & am sure they will forever be a part of my life. Thanks for sharing!


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habee 5 years ago from Georgia Author

Hi, Lisa! Wonderful to "meet" another Great Dane lover!


Nadeema 3 years ago

hey there! checked out your wsbeite and am very interested in your assistance. We have a year old lab X greyhound (so we found out afterwards!) and all in all he is an amazing dog, we got him at 8 weeks and he has been around our daughter who had just turned 3 and is amazing with her she lays on him..pushes him is kind of in an aggressive stage right now and we try really hard to stress to her NOT to be like that lol but anyways he has never growled, snapped, bit or snarled at her..or anyone for that matter.. he is a very loving and affectionate, licky/kissy dog.however, we have a baby on the way, and my husband was just called into the military and will be going away for quite a while. Bentley(dog) seems to listen to my husband more than me they are BFFS. And Bentley has and always has had an issue with jumping up, and pawing at people lol not aggressively but its still super frustrating, and we are concerned with the baby on the way and such and just want to get him under control while hes still young.Let me know what you think and We'd love to meet!

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