It’s for the Birds-Tales of the Coop

Look at the birds of the air, that they do not sow, nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Matthew 6. 26

I am a city boy, raised and bred. But I promised my spouse upon her return and my arrival to Hawaii, that she could once again pursue her passion for animals and their care. Yes, I said this in passing, but to have to construct a chicken coop? I reminded her that I was not Farmer John and this definitely was not “Green Acres”. She says in reply, “it may not be ‘Green Acres’, but it is Hawaiian Acres!” Well, the coop has been built and we obtained the chicks for this environment. I seemed to have some time on my hands so I spent a few minutes over several days watching the now grown chickens and 2 roosters interact. Remember, the only time that I have ever appreciated chicken was when it was associated with a KFC value meal or a visit to Popeye’s. I couldn’t make much of a fuss about the price of the little birds from the feed store; they were just a couple of dollars a piece. But, those damned roosters made so much noise in the morning, I thought for certain we were going to be paid a visit by the constable in regards to disturbing the peace. But, I haven’t heard of any zoning laws here, people have goats and such in their yards because they don’t want to be bothered cutting the grass. I have seen sheep as well. The coop, in a matter of weeks, was complete shrouded with Chayote squash vine. This can explain some of the strange and unfamiliar ingredients that I find in our soups, now and again, that my significant other prepares. This food plant is prolific and keeps fruit coming, all year. She says that we are in a veritable Eden and that the food that grows wild could sustain us in time of trouble. I don’t know, I still have a lot of faith in our local Safeway

My Chicken Coop-The Impregnable Fortress

We, my spouse and I, have had many discussions about the virtue of eggs from these chickens compared to those bought from the supermarket. For me, an egg is an egg, is an egg. She said that the eggs from the store were anything but fresh and have been sitting around for weeks, regardless of the freshness expiration dates. She asked me to participate in a challenge. She would fry one store bought eggs and an egg from one of our chickens. She invited me to eat each one and tell her which one I thought tasted better. While, I agreed to the test, I wanted to avoid taking too cavalier an attitude about this. God help me if I picked Brand X (the store bought egg) as there would be hell to pay! The egg that I selected was the egg from one our chickens, it had a fuller flavor, even if somewhat ‘gamey’ in taste.

The Feather is Quicker than the Eye

Ok, she won the challenge, now I had other mysteries to solve. I was positive that the coop was ‘hermetically sealed”, keeping the chickens from escaping and keeping the Xena, the Warrior Princess (our cat) and dogs away. The perforation holes as part of the chicken wire had very small diameters so that “I believed’ only insects could get in and out. Well, one morning, I saw 2 funny looking finches with red heads inside feeding on the seed corn. The next day there were larger birds, Japanese doves and cardinals, who managed to find a way both in and out of my ‘impregnable fortress’. I was beginning to feel a lot like “Colonel Klink”. These birds were feasting at my expense, eating my chicken feed paid for with my hard earned money! They ignored the chicken and rooster objections and helped themselves to the goodies. There is more than plenty of food, low hanging fruit, for these birds to eat outside. But, they all seem to have made up their little minds to partake of the choicest morsels, inside the coop. They all seem to communicate with one another in a network that rivals NBC. One of the little fellows learned how to get in. Once the word how to breach the barrier is out, they all seemed to be in the know. There was no stopping any of them short of vultures and buzzards as all manner of bird was getting in and partaking until there was no more want. They were getting out too; there were no bodies of the birds to be found in my little sanctuary. My wife says the ‘outsiders’ pay their toll with their enticing bird song. So, I try to move beyond my ‘skin flint’ instincts and resign myself to the reality that ‘this too will pass’

Closeup with Xena on the Watch

Building a Second Room-The chickens have come home to roost

Once the toil involved in building the first coop had past, now she, my spouse, wants to build an addendum to it. She says that the two male roosters will kill each other over who is to be the head rooster in the coop. She indicates that the solution is to create a separate coop for one rooster with 3 or 4 chickens to lord over. I just as soon get rid of the other rooster before being subject to another “honey do” for which there seems to be no escape. Why does all this remind me of Congress? But for now, the cat is getting lazy and has been gaining weight. Perhaps it is time to cut back on the tuna and ‘Tender Vittles’?

So what is the moral of this story? Think twice before you call someone a ‘bird brain’. They are a lot smarter than you think.

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Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

Thanks Cred2 for this delightful visit with you. The Squash vine looks picturesque and shady.Its unbelievable what can get through that wire, hope Hawaii doesn't have any Possums. The birds are just sticking together with the meals...ok not so hot but a good spot for bird listeners/watchers. Your wife is right about the Roosters, learned that on an uncle's farm. Enjoyed this my friend.

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Well Credence I knew we had a lot in common, I had a coop on a small farm in Michigan that I built and we had chickens and eggs and ducks in the pond. However in the end the dog across the road had all the fun and killed every last one of them mainly from fright. So any large dog will do the same so be careful. Your friend,


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Credence2 5 years ago from Florida (Space Coast) Author

Welcome to my humble abode, Alastar. No we do not have possums but I believe that they are lemurs, as well as feral cats. I am glad that you enjoyed this account and want you to consider looking us up if you get out this way. Thankd you for reading and providing your gracious comment. Cred2

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Credence2 5 years ago from Florida (Space Coast) Author

Hi, Peter thanks for reading and providing your comment. Yes, we have precluded the possibility of dogs outside of our own golden retrievers having access to the coop. We have a rock wall and metal fencing around the property. The coop seems to be more than effective in keeping out the stray cats, which are the marauders here.

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Justsilvie 5 years ago

Thoroughly enjoyed your Hub! Retirement in paradise should give you plenty to write about. And yes your wife is right about the Rooster. Actually no roost is big enough for two males at once it seems. *grin*

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Justsilvie 5 years ago

BTW Came Across this site called "The Easy Chicken" thought you might find it helpful!


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Credence2 5 years ago from Florida (Space Coast) Author

Hi,Justsilvie, thanks for dropping by. I have bookmarked the link and passed it on to the 'missus' so that she can access this handy resource. After we obtain a few more supplies it will be time for 'Tales of the Coop, the sequel'. As for my writing, I have just begun! It is noon here as I write this, it has to be past your bed time, sweet dreams!

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frugalfamily 5 years ago from Houston, TX

As always, your adventures make me laugh out loud! I have been fighting the family's urges to raise chickens. The biggest reason I protest is the 3 dogs who manage to get out of the gate so what would keep them from getting in to the coop? Besides, who would feed my chicks while we're staying on your couch?

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Credence2 5 years ago from Florida (Space Coast) Author

Thanks for sharing with your comments, FF. We have 3 golden retrievers and the structure is sturdy enough to keep them out and they have not shown a great deal of interest in the chickens. We actually have a door to the place. Their attention is on the stray cats that get in the yard. They are the loyal subjects of Xena,the kitty, guarding her domain 24/7. When you visit, perhaps you can help feed our chicks and what seems to be all the other freeloading birds in God's creation!

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Auntie D 5 years ago from California

Wonderful article! Store bought eggs are blah...I haven't been able to find an egg farm close by so checked the local codes and found I can have 4 hens but I'm not sure that's enough to justify the cost of a coop. Guess I'll continue to search. Off to read more on your birds.

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Credence2 5 years ago from Florida (Space Coast) Author

Hi, Auntie, thanks for dropping in. It is nice that you must have some sort of rural setting as it is impossible to ge permission to have chickens or hens in the city. The coop was not that much to put up, and we have plenty of room for the birds to stretch out. You don't want to have facilities so small as to pen them in. I am glad that you enjoyed the article, please drop us a line if we can make your search for the perfect coop that much easier....Cred2

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idigwebsites 4 years ago from United States

Now, i dare not call anybody a bird brain..


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Credence2 4 years ago from Florida (Space Coast) Author

Greetings, idigwebsites, I am most pleased that enjoyed the article and invite you to check on the sequel. Cred2

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