Joke HA HA DIRT! God made Dirt and Dirt don't hurt! - Man vs GOD

DIRT

DIRT

Man - Hey God, I don’t think your services are required down here any more

God - Is that right?

Man - That’s right, we have Genetically Engineered Food that

makes our fruits and vegetables larger, we can make our chickens more meaty,

We can impregnate our women with in vitro fertilization and grow our children with desired traits by manipulating DNA, and we can even grow body parts in case we need them later.

God - So you don’t need me any more?

Man - Yeah, We can even clone ourselves. So thank you but we can handle it from now on.

God - But, can you make a mud pie?

Man - Duh! --- The man bent down to get some dirt,

 

God - Stop! Get your own dirt.

 

Laughter is good medicine. God loves us and wants us to be happy. He calls is JOY.

If you would like to know if God is Real try the God is Real experiment.

 

God made dirt and dirt don't hurt - National Parks Books by Andrea Lankford

Ranger Confidential: Living, Working, And Dying In The National Parks
Ranger Confidential: Living, Working, And Dying In The National Parks

The newest book by Andrea Lankford, a fictional story written by a park ranger herself. Andrea known also as Andy has been on the travel channel assisting in stories about the parks in the United States of America. She is also the author of

 
Biking the Arizona Trail: The Complete Guide to Day-Riding and Thru-Biking
Biking the Arizona Trail: The Complete Guide to Day-Riding and Thru-Biking

Enjoy Gods Earth in the Arizona Trail, Andy and a friend bike-pack this adventure and take some really great photos on their trip through the Arizona Trail. One of Adventure Cycling Association’s Top Mountain Bike Rides in America. Check out Andys Biking the Grand Canyon book as well.

 

INCREDIBLE!!! Battle at Kruger - South African National Parks - WEB CAM

Incredible!!! Battle at Kruger

An American on vacation, armed with only his video camera captured an amazing battle.

A battle of life and death, survival in the African wilderness. A remarkable feat of courage and thank God a happy ending!

An African baby water buffalo is attacked by lions and a crocodile then rescued and saved by the heard – INCREDIBLE! Click below

Battle at Kruger

Sometimes I

Put on music and

watch the watering holes.

Here is what I saw when

I was watching the last time.

It was day break in Africa.

The sun rising in the east.

Feathered fowl enjoy the crisp morning.

Then . . .

A shadow appears,

there is a

reflection in the

watering hole.

Its a

four legged,

horned stag.

Keenly alert

he sniffs in the morning.

Looking about

He checks his surroundings.

All clear.

He has a moment to

quinch his thirst.

He has his fill.

Then he is gone.

It is amazing!

Below are some time lapse videos of the waterholes.

Santara Cam 2010-06-14 AFRICA Zebras

Orpen Cam 2009-06-28

In the June 28, 2009 — Time lapse photos of the Orpen Webcam linked together to make this video. You will see a large herd of Elephants, with small calves. There are also Impala, Baboon, Warthog, Kudu, Blue wildebeest and a Leopard

Orpen Cam 2010-03-18

Check it out! Elephants, Zebras and more!

In the March 18, 2010 timelapse photos of Orpen Webcam in Africa. You will see a leopard who comes in to drink both early morning and late night. An owl, a marabou stork, guinea fowl and other birds. There are also shots of hyena, zebra, impala, warthog, baboons, elephant, blue wildebeest and buffalo.

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