Professor Kitty

Hi, I am professor Kitty. My owners think that I am autistic but I am not. I like turkey, cheese and gravy catfood. I am married although I don't think it matters. I have coffee grinds every morning. I like to sleep a lot. I also like to run in the halls of our apartment building. I sneak out everytime company leaves. I make my owners run up three flights of stairs chasing me. They always say they need more exercise. I like to bite and scratch people occasionally. I hardly ever purr, simply because I don't really know how. I have a pretty good and easy life. I don't need to hunt for my food or change my own litter box. I hate the ipod my male owner is always on it and doesn't pay any attention to me. I like to look out the window but don't really want to go outside. It looks scary. I would like to have a tree to climb though, that would be awesome, maybe one day. I also love to play fetch with a paper ball and to rub my fur all over my owner's clean black clothes. That is it for now. Bye,

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FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

Sounds like he's one awesome cat!

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dandelionweeds 2 years ago Author

He is a bit crazy but still awesome.

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