The Whopper Spaniel

Yummy little yapper! by rlz
Yummy little yapper! by rlz

This meaty little creature is every American's favorite (and a particular hit with little boys everywhere)! Whether one prefers them plain, or with the works, it seems it's hard to resist the frisky antics of these flame-broiled pets.

Caring for these high-calorie canines can be quite a handful for anyone, though. They tend to put on fat rather easily, and are best kept on a bed of lettuce. If you should happen to be going away on vacation, don't trust him to friends — they may just quarter him at the pound. You're probably better off taking the little fella with you, after placing him in his cardboard carryall.

The Whopper Spaniel is becoming so popular that some think he should be crowned the King of all pets. And what a show dog he is; Whopper pavilions are cropping up all across the nation, seemingly along every highway and byway. This cute critter has even starred in his own TV Commercials!

See all his pals at rickzworld.

When your kids start screaming that they want their own little pet, remember to look for the true sign of pedigree. The real Whopper can be easily identified by its distinctive sesame-seed-speckled buns!

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Enelle Lamb 6 years ago from Canada's 'California'

Another goodie! Have you considered putting all of these into one hub? I think it would garner a lot of views :D

ralwus 6 years ago

You've quite an imagination, I like. Now you must check out my cousin Fiddling Blue Billy for a chuckle. I think all the kids have had this Whopper Spaniel now.

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redwriterbb 6 years ago from Norfolk/Virginia Beach Area

I love his little sesame seed head.

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Veronica Allen 6 years ago from Georgia

How adorable! I quite agree with redwriterbb - I love his sesame seed head.

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rickzimmerman 6 years ago from Northeast Ohio Author

Thanks! I strive for endearment.

AJ & Marquita 6 years ago

Love it! Thanks for sharing

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hiwangyan 6 years ago

Hehe,rick,your avartar is like the famous killer,Leon!Think so?

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rickzimmerman 6 years ago from Northeast Ohio Author

hiwangyan: Don't know which Leon you're speaking of, but my wife has always considered me a killer! LOL

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