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Woman calls cops to report that kittens are having sex in her yard

  1. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago
    1. wilderness profile image96
      wildernessposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Well.  I certainly hope those nasty kitties were appropriately cuffed and hauled off to jail where they can be appropriately clothed and chastity girdles fitted.

      Naked animals are bad, but animals having sex simply cannot be allowed in right thinking neighborhoods.

    2. Simone Smith profile image90
      Simone Smithposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Would have done the same thing. Deviants.

    3. writinglover profile image83
      writingloverposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      What an airhead. LOL! She must be single...

      big_smile

  2. gaplumber profile image60
    gaplumberposted 3 years ago

    tacos tonight, haha

  3. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 3 years ago

    She is jealous smile

  4. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image93
    Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago

    Was this a "feline-y" rather than a 'felony' complaint?  (Sorry - I can hear the groaning, even over the Internet.)

    1. Mark Ewbie profile image82
      Mark Ewbieposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Ah that's terrible.
      If the case needs investigating further - call for Furlock Holmes.

      1. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image93
        Marcy Goodfleischposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        He is busy chasing Cat Burglars.

        1. Mark Ewbie profile image82
          Mark Ewbieposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          When I said "terrible" I meant "excellent" of course - but you knew that.

          Now then. 

          Once the cats were cornered the Swat team put the cats into a large sack. As they drove off one managed to get free.  A police officer has been accused of letting the cat out of the bag.

          What do you mean - contrived?

    2. Uninvited Writer profile image82
      Uninvited Writerposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  5. gaplumber profile image60
    gaplumberposted 3 years ago

    maybe she is a Nun?

  6. writinglover profile image83
    writingloverposted 3 years ago

    LOL! smile

  7. writinglover profile image83
    writingloverposted 3 years ago

    Celibacy must be a real boon for her...

  8. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 3 years ago

    She is being an anti pussy?

  9. MelissaBarrett profile image60
    MelissaBarrettposted 3 years ago

    Good on her!

    Kitty porn is a huge problem.

    I wonder if, because of the age, it was catutory rape?

    1. Zelkiiro profile image84
      Zelkiiroposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Oh, the cat puns are just feline by.

  10. Mighty Mom profile image89
    Mighty Momposted 3 years ago

    I wonder if the other 911 calls -- help ordering Chinese and drug deal woes -- are
    from the same woman.
    She's a human catastrophe.

  11. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 3 years ago

    The neighbors ought to be charged with felinies.  Horrid.

  12. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 3 years ago

    BTW, at what age do kittens do it?

 
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