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Have you ever licked a toad?

  1. marcel285 profile image82
    marcel285posted 6 years ago

    Just curious..and no i am not that desperate. lol. Just wondering if people actually do it, and what the high is like, if any?

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      We have cane toads, not a good idea to lick a cane toad. lol

      1. marcel285 profile image82
        marcel285posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Why not? I heard that they are the best ones lol

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          You get to die from licking ours! lol

          1. marcel285 profile image82
            marcel285posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            yikes

          2. defenestratethis profile image61
            defenestratethisposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Yeah, the toad will probally beat the shit out of ya.

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        StormRyderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I have heard of cane toads killing small animals..dogs and the like..Have any people been killed by them?
        As for the OP question??
        Most common of these are Bufo toads...Cane Toad, Colorado River Toad and Sonoran Desert Toad. They excrete a psychoactive compound bufotenin..licking the toad may not get you the result you'er looking for or any result at all. The best way to do this is to take the toad and rub it on a piece of glass and let the excretion dry then smoke it. You will get a similar high as mild lsd..I wouldn't recomend doing this but if you do..good luck..hope you don't fry too many brain cells..tongue

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Like a lot of things in life, I am trying to lick my cane toad habit! smile The ones in Australia came from somewhere else, imported to eat a beetle that was eating our sugar cane and they are BIG guys! One may be good for a few licks, maybe a whole family could get high or dead lickin just one  even! smile

    2. Cagsil profile image59
      Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Why would anyone be foolish enough to lick a toad? hmm

  2. Pearldiver profile image87
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    The High you get depends on which end you lick lol

  3. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

    I did watch a documentary where a tribe in the Amazon used the toad to posion their arrows...is that the one your talking about earnest

  4. Pearldiver profile image87
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    Must have been told they are the best ones to lick.... by a Queenslander lol

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Queensland only has a few humans like BlondePoet here on hubpages, many of the other queenslanders would not die if they licked 20 cane toads. Nothing to hurt between the ears you see!

      That should stop em from callin me a Mexican!
      You could be right about the effects of licking a cane toad though, I have not done any personal research on them, only on Queenslanders! lol

      1. Jewels profile image81
        Jewelsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        You've heard that Whiskas cat food is the answer?  Yes sir re Bob!  Cane Toads love ants.  Ants love Whiskas. Whiskas mixed with formic acid kills the pesky toads. yeah!  Now if only toads ate cats!?!!?

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I only heard that a few days ago Jewels, obvious your not a Queenslander!

          Geeze, can I get a rise out of a banana bender here or not? smile

      2. bonny2010 profile image59
        bonny2010posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        your prayers have been answered

        hey earnest you have it all wrong mate - reason why 20 or 100 canetoads cant kill a queenslander is because we are tough - now you southern fellas hell I hear you guys kiss them on account of you all being into fairytales and such -

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Us Mexicans are tough too ya know. It ain't easy kissin toads in Victoria. Ugly little buggers bite ya lip! smile

          1. bonny2010 profile image59
            bonny2010posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            luv ya earnestshub - don't I know you guys are tough - what with the bushfires - gotta admire the way you all soldier on - heck mate maybe you are all queenslanders at heart eh-

            1. earnestshub profile image88
              earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Luv ya back mate! I always enjoy Queenslanders, humour as dry as the outback! lol

              1. bonny2010 profile image59
                bonny2010posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                skin about the same too - so my grandkids tell me - but hell its comes in handy when I want  to strike a match

  5. marcel285 profile image82
    marcel285posted 6 years ago

    Why dislike for Queenslanders?

  6. Alota profile image60
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    you have my imagination running riot, toad licking

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    StormRyderposted 6 years ago

    I forgot to mention you are getting high from the death of brain cells due to poisoning.

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    Ghost32posted 6 years ago

    Never licked a toad.  Fried a frog once.  Didn't mean to.  Was a Boy Scout, age 12 or so, caught a frog on some Scout dealie or another, a little one.  Tucked it into my Scout shirt pocket.  Checked the pocket later, before throwing it in the wash.  Empty.

    Or so I thought.  Weeks later, had the shirt on, felt something in the pocket--fried toad.  Presume it hadn't survived the wash...or the wringer...but Mom's iron surely put the final touch to it. 

    54 years later, the memory still "burns"....

  9. rmcrayne profile image94
    rmcrayneposted 6 years ago

    Lick a toad?  Dag, I knew there was something I forgot to do today.

    1. myownworld profile image79
      myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol

      thx for reminding me to put that on my 'list of things to do before I die'!!

      1. drej2522 profile image86
        drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I have something...

        Dammit, inappropriate! (zzzzzzip, I'll keep my mouth shut) roll sad

        1. myownworld profile image79
          myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          hey, you can't do that....out with it now..!

          1. drej2522 profile image86
            drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            nopers...you really don't wanna 'hear' what I was thinking. (zzippp) :I

            1. myownworld profile image79
              myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              roll

              1. drej2522 profile image86
                drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                and don't you roll your eyes at me! Your innocent self shouldn't hear such nasty things, MOW! smile

                1. myownworld profile image79
                  myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  big_smile ...you KNOW I'm not innocent...and how nasty can a thought be?

                  1. drej2522 profile image86
                    drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    please...you're sweet and nice...and all that crap! hehe

                    (scrolls back up to what I was about to put down) oh, it's pretty bad. smile Granted, it's 5 o'clock in the mornin over here, so my thoughts wonder off to...other...things.

  10. Jewels profile image81
    Jewelsposted 6 years ago

    Is this the Prince thing?  I mean, why would anyone want to lick a frog?

  11. drej2522 profile image86
    drej2522posted 6 years ago

    To answer the question, I've never licked a toad, but I've known people who have.

  12. waynet profile image46
    waynetposted 6 years ago

    Oh yeah every day and if I miss the chance I lick two the next day... sheeesh! whatever next....bring out the beavers again!!

    1. myownworld profile image79
      myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      big_smile yeah...this place needs some serious reality check....!! At times, I need to pinch myself to believe if a thread is for real....!! wink

      1. waynet profile image46
        waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yeah and they write them in such a way, even though I've got allsorts of online work to do I still have to post a one liner in the forum thread...damn them crazy forum posters!!! tongue

        1. myownworld profile image79
          myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I know...and then they feed our 'addictions' with all kinds of innuendos...!! Such cruel cruel people!!! roll

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol lol

  13. Susana S profile image90
    Susana Sposted 6 years ago

    I'd certainly have a go, given it was the right kind of toad tongue

    1. myownworld profile image79
      myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      which is that? the one that turns into a prince if u kiss it? wink

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    someone said licking.

  15. defenestratethis profile image61
    defenestratethisposted 6 years ago

    Yes I have, and then I made the mistake of marrying him.

  16. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 6 years ago

    yikes

  17. tobey100 profile image60
    tobey100posted 6 years ago

    Hey, I'm from Tennessee.  I can lick any toad, frog or lizard for that matter.  We ain't afeard of nothin' down here!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I heard that about you guys! lol

  18. 1974 profile image58
    1974posted 6 years ago

    Yes, the same act also qualifies me for having licked a pig.

  19. Anath profile image73
    Anathposted 6 years ago

    I think I did... at least it looked like one hmm

  20. Greek One profile image80
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    That's NO way to talk about my ex

  21. lovelypaper profile image69
    lovelypaperposted 6 years ago

    No, but I've kisses few frogs!

  22. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    KANSAS CITY, Mo. --
    A 21-year-old man has been accused of using a toad to get high.

    Clay County sheriff's deputies said David Theiss, of Kansas City, possessed a Colorado River toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic.

    Experts said it's possible to lick the toad's venom glands to achieve psychedelic effects.

    Most pet stores don't sell the Colorado River toad because the venom can sicken humans and kill household animals.

    "People used to do it all the time, but it got faded out awhile, but came back as a fad. Not a smart one," animal expert Danny Snyder told KMBC's Dion Lim. "The toxins in it can kill a lot of stuff."

    Authorities said this is the first time Clay County has dealt with this sort of hallucinogen.

    Theiss was released on bond.

    The toad is in custody at a police crime lab.

    1. Jewels profile image81
      Jewelsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      And I thought I'd heard everything.  Geezus!  lol

  23. frogdropping profile image86
    frogdroppingposted 6 years ago

    Frogs and toads are like oil and water. We don't mix. We're cuter and toads can only dream smile

 
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