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FURIOUS! My Dog Peed On My LapTop

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    Looks like the key board and mouse pad are toast!  Expected that.

    But now they warned me the hard drive has yet to be fixable.

    I have out my cute puppy in solitaire and don't know what her release date will be.

    My lesson?  Back up my work [duh] or not get a dog?

    When I buy my third laptop for this year [looks like]  how do I deal with the shock and understanding it is not her fault?

    WRONG!  she absolutely looked me straight in the face hopped up squatted and peed.  By the time I could lift her, too late.

    She is with me constantly.  She won't leave my side.  I really believe she was upset about me working all the time, and spending less time, actually very little time with her, only with my lapTop, do they think to this degree, or did she not even know, and was just being bad

    surely, someone must know!

    Please Help!


    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image92
      mistyhorizon2003posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LOL Kimberly, (sorry), but do you have household insurance as you could probably claim on it for this? Just say something got spilt on the laptop!

  2. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    LOL, I'll get back to you.

  3. Greek One profile image81
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    the only thing to do is pee on her laptop...

    and eye for an eye, I always say

  4. waynet profile image48
    waynetposted 6 years ago

    I suppose selling it to your local chinese takeway isn't an option!

    Little pups do learn, I remember ours when she was a pup and she shat in my shoe....you gotta love em really!!?

  5. Arthur Fontes profile image91
    Arthur Fontesposted 6 years ago

    That is terrible.

    Only condolence I can give is that the laptop is replaceable.

    The unconditional love of a dog is priceless.

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    Friendly frogposted 6 years ago

    Does she ever pee on anything else in the house? Maybe more potty training if so...

    If not it could be marking. She's trying to get the lap top as her own. Make a sharp high sound when she goes to do it next time. This should prevent her from peeing and you can quickly let her outside.

    Hope this helps

  7. elayne001 profile image47
    elayne001posted 6 years ago

    In some places they eat dog - but then it probably isn't that serious. It is only money! Dogs are warm and cuddly. Not sure what I would do.

  8. Anath profile image73
    Anathposted 6 years ago

    Me too, I would go for the Chinese take away option smile
    Sorry girl, I can train  men -except waynet- do to anything you might want, but puppies are out of my domain ;-)

  9. wytegarillaz profile image41
    wytegarillazposted 6 years ago

    I was wanting a dog to come traveling but having 2nd thoughts, this my 3rd laptop without owning a dog .....

  10. Thumb86 profile image60
    Thumb86posted 6 years ago

    oh no! haha. the pup is in the dawg house.

  11. IzzyM profile image85
    IzzyMposted 6 years ago

    Thanks Kimberley - you've just given me a much-needed laugh! Sorry about the laptop, but you must admit, it IS funny!

  12. Diane Inside profile image88
    Diane Insideposted 6 years ago

    That's terrible but still funny, sounds like she is jealous of the laptop and thinks this is a way of getting your attention away from it and onto her.

    Next time don't leave it down where she can get to it.

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Laptop envy. big_smile big_smileF big_smile roflmao

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    OK, know i am peeing [once again] and i like the idea of peeing on her laptop in a chinese dress

    i think i may never forgive her, i would have, but when she looked right at me she knew she was peeing on my words doc's for hubs

    i shall give her a capsule

    so not cute right now


    u all r 2 funny, holy cow

    this is a top level security issue

    more help

    ok i need attention

    but more

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    I am so hubbing her butt off with naked photos of her ha! there!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Bloomin dogs! We have two.
      Both of them are orrible conniving sneaky, clever, and malicious.
      Ya gotta luv that! smile

  16. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Time to sign off.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago
  18. saddlerider1 profile image60
    saddlerider1posted 6 years ago

    We have two felines and I have to always make sure my laptop is closed and out of reach as she has often tried to sit on it and I certainly don't want cat piss toasting my laptop. My suggestion to you, don't let your doggy anywhere near your computer. Good luck.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      omg I feel so validated, and yes all I need to do is keep it shut

      Thanks bunches

      Did you get my video  eagles / desperado?

      Thought you may get a laugh

      so glad you said what you did


  19. Randy Godwin profile image94
    Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago

    Let me guess!  The dog is a golden chow-er, right?

  20. psycheskinner profile image80
    psycheskinnerposted 6 years ago

    Gnerally dogs don't pee because they are trying to annoy you, they pee because they want to pee.  The trick is not to have a puppy and a keyboard on the same surface.

  21. IzzyM profile image85
    IzzyMposted 6 years ago

    Is the puppy diabetic? Normal pee wouldn't do any harm if you'd shut the comp down straight away and removed its battery. But sugary pee or drinks would short out the circuitry.

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image92
      mistyhorizon2003posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      WTF Izzy, LOL, where do you get this info from????

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    sapphire68posted 6 years ago

    I spilled finger nail polish remover on mine and it still works...How about yours?

  23. Mighty Mom profile image92
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    I'm sorry, Kimberly, but this is too funny.
    The only one of my cats who has ever peed on my compter was Penny -- the otherwise little angel of the group. Go figure.

    Have you gotten out your hairdryer?

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    klarawieckposted 6 years ago

    Sounds like a poodle! Is she?

  25. mistyhorizon2003 profile image92
    mistyhorizon2003posted 6 years ago

    Seriously now, puppies usually do things like this to get attention. If you are paying too much attention to anything other than the puppy there is a good chance the puppy will try to overtake the attention by peeing on the item in question, whether it is your new baby or the duvet you are putting a clean cover back on. The answer, easy, when you are doing such tasks place the puppy in the puppy crate until you are done, and then you can give said puppy the appropriate amount of attention after. Remember, to a puppy any form of attention is great, negative or positive, so keep the puppy away from anything that may cause it to aim for attention that you will not want to administer, i.e. being cross it has behaved in a manner you would prefer it no to.

    Also, a very good tip to keep in mind is that you should ignore bad behaviour (including 'accidents' in the home), but praise good behaviour hugely, be it peeing outside or doing as the puppy is told. This really works and is the best modern day method for rearing young puppies to be great household pets.

  26. Isabellas profile image65
    Isabellasposted 6 years ago

    Got to love dogs for that! I know that my puppies used to do that all the time, but once they got potty trained it was no longer an issue! Just have to be patient with them.

  27. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    ha ha ha Kimberly (not that I think it's that funny, but the image of it all!)  lol


    I only thought the males like to mark their territory.... maybe she's a he?  lol

    Seriously, she just wants your undivided attention.  Keep her on your lap (she's a lapdog, right?)

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Excuse me butting in Beth, but did you photoshop that?
      It is very good. smile

      1. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I wish it were photoshopped, but no. It's the real thing.  lol

  28. Greek One profile image81
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    Maybe it's your fault for leaving the laptop in the wrong place, Kimberly?


  29. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 6 years ago

    If this is your third laptop for a year, may be it's a good idea to get laptop insurance. smile

  30. Devanni profile image60
    Devanniposted 6 years ago

    Definitely get laptop insurance. 
    As for your puppy, dogs are rarely bad for the sake of being bad.  Have you tried making the laptop a good thing to her?  Maybe you could try holding her on your lap, or use the laptop on the couch and let her sit next to you (if she is allowed on the couch that is), or sit on the floor while you work.  Don't expect to get much work done in the beginning.  Pay more attention to her than the computer - pet her, praise her, and so on.  But make sure you look like you're working some of the time.
    You could also try giving her delicious and fun toys or bones ONLY when you are working so that she can keep you company but won't be so bored, or spend so much time thinking about how you're not paying attention to her.
    And by giving them to her only when you are working, work - and the laptop - become a positive thing to her.  However you go about it, that would be my goal - making her see the laptop as a neutral or positive thing.
    To be on the safe side, I'd store your laptop on top of a bookshelf or something.

  31. Pandoras Box profile image82
    Pandoras Boxposted 6 years ago

    My son's cat acts out that way whenever he has a female in his room. She will pee wherever the female was sitting, and she's done it many many times.

    She has no problem with his male friends, just the female ones. This is the only time she fails to use the litterbox. She's okay if the females don't go in his room.

    And like your dog, Kimberly, this cat will glare at my son while she makes her point.

    I tried using this to my advantage, but with little sisters around I could understand his innocent need for privacy, most of his female visitors really are just friends. So, we ended up putting plastic liners on his mattress and chair cushion, and throwing out the ruined ottoman.

    I don't believe animals don't have minds, thoughts, and emotions.

  32. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    “FURIOUS! My Dog Peed On My LapTop”

    I have several zero-traffic hubs I can print out that he can use.

  33. Trekkiemelissa profile image79
    Trekkiemelissaposted 6 years ago

    I had a border Collie Mix that did that to me.  My laptop at the time was on the way out, he just made everything worse.  I remember how the keyboard was unusable after that.  As a rule this dog never got near me when I was on laptop on bed.  After that, I made sure he never came near me when I was on laptop.

    After that, I also made sure I got the extra laptop insurance to cover accidents like that.  smile

  34. Maria Cecilia profile image80
    Maria Ceciliaposted 5 years ago

    Dogs sometimes are jealous of things we often spend most of our time, when my dog Peso was less than a year old, all the things the he sees when I am leaving the house for work, he started to ruin one by one.... example getting my signature sunglass from my bag and when I found it was completely ruined. your puppy  maybe was trying to get your attention... hope you have more patience....though I cannot blame Laptop is still a laptop.....

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    Your so right, I laughed  when I saw this posted again lol

    So the pee fried the entire laptop and I know have an awesome new mac laptop - thanks puppy
    <sorry sweet pea sad  >   lol