My dog farted

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   Maria Ceciliaposted 13 years ago

   it's becoming frequent, is there something wrong with him?

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      wrong with him?
      
      Only if he is farting out of his ears

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         Maria Ceciliaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         hahaha very clever, oh I am sure he is not farting out of his ears

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yep I heard it.  Truth
      
      
      
      
      

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         Maria Ceciliaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         yes they do fart I'm a witness

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   Let'sPlayNintendoposted 13 years ago

   Maybe he ate something bad.

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      Maria Ceciliaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      thanks I will try to list down what he had eaten lately

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Check his stool. He might have diarreah. If he does, you need to take him to the vet. He might have worms or might be another health issue. Check for stomach growls, etc. My dog had that problem years ago and the vet recommended I give her a pepsid pill every morning. She doesn't get it bad anymore.

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      Maria Ceciliaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      oh yes I will try to listen to his stomach.... or maybe he needs to be deworm again? his last was last February?

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   I refuse to follow any advice, no matter how sage and informed, which starts with the sentence "Check his stool"

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, C'mon Greek! The ancients used to do it all the time!!!

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         that's why there are all dead

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            klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Then why do we think of them as Wise?

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               Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Wise?
               
               You put up me up against Plato in a debate right now.. and I bet you he will not only lose, but will have nothing to say

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                  klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  You wouldn't even know which one is Plato! You Canadians are all the same!!!

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                     Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     Plato is Mickey's dog, silly

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         china manposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Most parts of the world still do - it is the best way to check if you have anyhting nasty inside you
         
         The dog - you are feeding him the wsrong things, stop giving him the KFC and McDonalds and move to some kind of biscuit based dog biscuit.

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            Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            i might try that myself..
            
            do they come in chocolate or mocha?

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               china manposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I have seen them in mini-burger shapes, bone shapes, vegetable shapes - so they probably do - but make sure you drink loads of water with them or they bind you up and you won't get a stool to check

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                  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I'm Greek.. I can always find someone to check my stools if need be
                  
                  

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            Maria Ceciliaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            guys thanks for your answers they are all informative

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         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I found my grandfathers tooth in my chihuahas stool.

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            Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            i guess that is better than finding your chihuahas' stool in your grandfathers teeth

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               blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Haha well it practically was, grandad washed it up and popped it back in his dentures.

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            klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            

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            china manposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            If it was on a full bridge you would have noticed I guess

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            SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            ...thanks for the shoes BP!  ...they came in handy!

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      Jim Hunterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I concur.

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         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Jim errr ummmm...can I say you look a little constipated in this pic, here let me work it out with a pencil.

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            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            you never cease to surprise me - the things you can do with a pencil, even!

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               blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Ha Cindyvine is responsible for making me queen of all enemas

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   .......this is an odd thread.......excuse me....

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   How did we go from checking dog crap to hamburgers?

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      The mentioning of the word 'McDonalds' was the obvious bridge between the two

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Figures! The only advice Maria Cecilia received came from a turtle! Animals look after each other!

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      only advice??
      
      I told her to check his ears!
      
      If you would have done that instead of looking at poop, you might not be sick right now!

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         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Hey! Leave me alone! Do you know what happens to turtles when they get gas?!!! It's the most humiliating thing ever! Everyone knows you let one go!!!

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            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I thought you were just blowing bubbles!

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               blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Omg omg I found a turtle on the road a year ago and tried to save his life I put him in the back seat.
               Oh and then suddenly coming down the mountain was this stench. Omg you mean he was farting?
               Oh it was so bad I had to put him out...
               Sorry Olly Turtle but I am sure you found a new place to call your home.

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                  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  sorry, I didn't realize you own a chihuahua when I made reference to them in an earlier thread.  Perhaps you didn't know that and so I apologize for calling your attention to what I said that you didn't read or even care about.  Chihuahuas are "special"  - I really think that.  I cannot, however, define "special"! 

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                     blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     LMAO Megs never read what you said about them, even if I did I would not blink a heavily clad mascara eyelash lol. I have heard them being called little rats and I think that's funny
                     Do you know any good blonde jokes lol?
                     Hit me with them........
                     Hit me with your rythmn stick
                     Hit me hard and hit me quick
                     Hit me hit me HIT ME
                     Tis just a song,,,,,,

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                        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        shhhhh - listen!  I'll tell you one!
                        
                        Q:  why do blondes wear green lipstick?
                        
                        A:  because red means "stop"!

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                           blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           Hahahaha love it....now I know why I lean towards green
                           
                           

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   I think he might be suffering from what we call "being backwards in coming forward!"
   It is a common disorder and the degree of it's seriousness is determined by the odor of the fart and the dog's breath! If it is Gross, then the dog is in need of a vet to re-tweek his internal works, which has effectively reversed.
   The Dog is actually trying to communicate with you! Probably trying to tell you to feed it Soft food as it does not have teeth to break up Hard feed in it's tail end!
   Have you watched to see if the dog is eating with the right end and not using it's tail as a spoon?
   I'm sure that there's a 1-800 # for a vet who can tell you from the farts exactly what the dog is saying!
   What a Claim to Fame eh?
   Good Luck .... Don't worry if it does Head Stands when you let it outside.. It is Trying to relieve itself!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Maria Ceciliaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      thanks again will check my dog from time to time

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      Maria Ceciliaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Pearl diver can you elaborate what "re Tweek" means?

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         Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Sure.... But Are You Sure you REALLY want me too?
         
         'Re-Tweeking' is merely putting something back to as it was before.
         
         In your dog's case, if he is suffering from the 'Backwards in Coming Forwards' Disorder, then he needs to be put back to normal. 
         That's why I asked if he was displaying the signs of using his tail as a spoon when he is eating  
         
         And MC to check the validity of what I have suggested.. it might also be worth checking to see if your legs are the same length

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   "My dog farted"
   
   Since it’s frequent, strap him to the roof of the car (facing forward). You will increase your gas mileage.

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    When I fart my dogs fly. My stools are fine.

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hahahaha
       Morning handsome

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    also I'll name some blonde "inventions"
    
    1.Tricycle kickstand
    2.Solar flashlight
    3.Fire proof matches
    4.Inflatable dartboard
    5.Glass hammer
    6.Black light bulb
    7.Boomerang grenade

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hahahaha LMAO I think I just peed my pants...
       Oh I got to write these ones down and tell my friends
       
       

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Oh. ok then.  here's another:
    
    Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
    
    Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha I think I just spat when I was laughing on my keyboard......brb got to tell this one to my friend who is here.

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    Mikeydoesposted 13 years ago

    If farting was a problem all of my dogs would be goners. Some nights it smells awful!

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Ohhhhhhhhh I'm glad we are not married LMAO

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
    
    He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
    
    The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
    
    Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.
    
    You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       lol Meg you are turning into a blonde...
       What did you say???

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ...too bad!...my cat did too!

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       So did my mate sitting beside me and I can tell you its rotten

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          ...that's too bad 2!....move 'em out of the way...outta the house!

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             blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             he is in the bathroom now....thank god it is nearly all over LMAO

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    so, yeh, Thanksgiving is the time everybody who has a dog lets them come in and join the festivities, right? My friends and their blue heeler loved to share Thanksgiving with us and we always went to their house for a big feast - turkey and all.  And so the dog is sitting under the table getting the scraps everybody is handing him and finally he's had enough so he goes and lies down next to the fireplace.  About 10 minutes later as we were having dessert he starts cutting the stinky ones.  We all had to go outside, it was so bad!!
    
    (I think we are all turning into blondes)

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ...not me!

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          blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Lol you sure now...........come over to the dark side with us I mean the blonde side....

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             SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             ....okay if it's dark over there...count me in!
             
             

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I thought you were going to say he farted near the fireplace and the fire was too close and he shot out a blue flame from his rear end ROFL.

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          that would have been too cool!  but no, we all went outside and then we went for a hike and when we came back, nobody felt like eating any of the leftovers at all!  and that damn dog was still lying there fartin and grinning and dreaming and running after rabbits in his sleep!  So I went on home cuz it was still pretty stinky in there!  I didn't even feel hungry for more pie.

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    waynetposted 13 years ago

    I find it funny when dogs fart, they look at their arses and seem to look puzzled, like where did that sound come from? and then they sniff their arse and then just put their head down and say oh me!

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       yea, i've seen that ...'cept the old dogs...they could care less!

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Lol dogs always have their head in their bums don't they ???

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    Maria Ceciliaposted 13 years ago

    Thanks guys for your replies, it made me laugh in the middle of the night hahahaah

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