Funny Public Toilet Graffiti

Public Toilets are often given a bad reputation and to be totally honest most of them thoroughly deserve that accolade. Filthy places with human waste on the walls and on the floor not to mention some of the shady goings on between consenting adults in some toilets.

Public toilets are places where you have to wash your hands before you go then have to have a bath or a shower after you have taken care of business and left.

On the upside though public toilets are the place to visit if you are feeling down and in need of a good laugh, public toilets are full of very creative graffiti that always puts a smile on your face.

Although graffiti in any public place is wrong and should not be condoned in any way, it sure can be funny to read, from simple one liners full on funny poetry there is often something there to tickle your funny bone.

Everything on this page is taken from actual graffiti on public toilet walls.

One liners are often well though out and sometimes get you thinking like the one I personally saw in a theatre after going to a pantomine with my children recently. " My poop smells worse than your poop, Oh yes it does!" and someone else has replied "Oh no it doesn't" a typical pantomime retort.

other one liners include.

"Warning If you sit on this toilet seat you may get pregnant" seen on a toilet seat.

"press Button for bacon" seen on a hand dryer.

"Insert baby for a full refund" seen on the coin slot of a condom machine.

"Don't beam me up yet Scotty I am having a pe..................." seen above a urinal.

"Beware of the limbo dancers" on the bottom of a stall door above the gap.

Spelling error on toilet door. "Please wriggle Handel" another person wrote below this "Why will Handel wriggle Bach?"

"The guy in the next stall just done a poo! I heard the splash" written on a stall wall.

"The future of the country is in your hands" written above a line of urinals.

" Toilet seats are all fully tested, I peed on all of them and yes they are waterproof" written on the inside of a toilet seat in a ladies room

Those who write on toilet walls

Should roll their poop in little balls

And those who read these words of wit

Should eat these little balls of XXit

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Haiku found on a toilet wall.

Haiku is easy

But sometimes they make no sense

Refridgerator

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Toilet graffiti wouldn't be toilet graffiti without the toilet poet, waxing lyrical whilst doing your business is a real art especially if your words run as smoothly as what is coming out of the other end of you.

Here I sit

Cheeks a flexin

Squeezin' out

Another Texan.

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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And pooped my pants!

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Here I sit What a caper

I have to poop

But there is no paper

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Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to poop and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the Walls.

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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because somebody stole the paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger

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One would think with all this wit that Shakespeare was here to take a sh**.