Off-colour and Funny Valentine's Cards

Funny Valentine

If I were to hazard a guess at how many valentine’s cards are produced every year, I’d say millions. In reality, the actual number of valentine’s cards sold, worldwide, is 1 billion. That’s a lot of cards.

Most of those follow the standards rules. They have hearts and cupids. They say things like “be mine” and “I love you.” Those are all well and lovely. And if they come from your special someone, I'm sure they'll mean even more to you.

But what do you get for that special, unusual someone? Maybe cupids aren't gonna cut it. Maybe, you're going to have to be a little more original this year. Is this a problem?

I’ve got just the thing.

Too soon?
Too soon?
I like to think this can be sweet and not.
I like to think this can be sweet and not.
No subtext here
No subtext here
For the nerd in all of us.
For the nerd in all of us.
This one is pretty good. Everybody likes zombie movies
This one is pretty good. Everybody likes zombie movies
This zelda reference pulls at my nostalgia strings
This zelda reference pulls at my nostalgia strings
wat?
wat?
bear with chainsaw arms = love?
bear with chainsaw arms = love?
Darwin love
Darwin love
I'm not actually sure what animal this is.
I'm not actually sure what animal this is.
oddly sad.
oddly sad.
History can be funny too
History can be funny too

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Lifebydesign 7 years ago from Australia

Hmmm. If there's something I haven't heard about and I need an interesting take on it, this is where I go. I'm sure there should be a card just for hubbers like that! Cheers.


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Elena. 7 years ago from Madrid

Gosh, some of these "valentines" are... what's the word... disgusting? Laugh! Then again, others are priceless! The one with the Bears, baby, that's cute! No pun intended! Laugh!


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FreezepopMorality 7 years ago Author

Oh good, I'm glad you liked them. I worried they might be a bit much for some people.


Leta S 7 years ago

Hmmm. I like the very last one--really a lot. That says something about my life, but I'm not exactly sure what. lol!


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FreezepopMorality 7 years ago Author

ah yes, from xkcd. A simply drawn by often pretty damn profound webcomic. That's a good one.


MarieGuest 4 years ago

OH MY GOD I need that Zelda one. Where do I get that Zelda one?

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