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67We Fear What We Want Most
by ~*Kristie Lynn*~
Love, Monogamy, Marriage... The same people who HATE those words, (BLECH!), CRAVE those words. How could that be? The same exact people who are afraid of commitment... The ones that never fully let go and end... published 9 months ago
67My Wedding Vows to You, My Future Wife.
by ~*Kristie Lynn*~
My Wedding Vows to You, My Future Wife. (Read by Future Husband) I promise to always love you. (Because you wrote these Vows for me and said that I have to read exactly what it says or I die a horrible and... published 9 months ago
64Men's Penises are Being Removed!
by ~*Kristie Lynn*~
Personally, I love the fact that my man has a Penis. Believe it or not, some women might not agree. This is what I have to say to them: STOP CASTRATING YOUR MAN PLEASE! 75% of the Men that I see today are... published 9 months ago
64Thank You Penis
by ~*Kristie Lynn*~
Thank you, Penis! Yes I meant exactly what I said. Really. Don't believe me? Thank you, Penis 1! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have my beautiful daughter. I wouldn't have the scars on my knees from when... published 9 months ago
62Strangers in the Night
by ~*Kristie Lynn*~
As the music slowly faded away, she looked out onto the thinning dance floor, scouring the crowd for one last sight of him. She rubbed her mascara smeared eyes and squinted through the now brightly lit room,... published 9 months ago
60WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Prince Charming
by ~*Kristie Lynn*~
Men rack their brains wondering how to please a woman but most of the time, they just wind up unsuccessful and disappointed. Is it because they lack the proper communication skills? Are they just clueless and... published 9 months ago
58THE INSUFFICIENT WHORE
by ~*Kristie Lynn*~
I thought that in the year 2008, women were actually allowed to have a choice... The choice between going to work and being a housewife. Evidently, there is still the same stigma out there in society that has... published 9 months ago
57Morning Wood
by ~*Kristie Lynn*~
Men aren't the only ones who get a little frisky in the morning... Yes, I understand; it's physical. You awaken and Little Man is ready to wake up too! Yes, General! Reporting for Duty, Sir! We all know... published 9 months ago
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