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67Meet The Granny Cusser!!
by Ole Number One
Have you ever gone into a convenience store and noticed the cashier looks like a kindly Grandmother who is displaying a friendly demeanor? She looks like she would cook some greens and butterbeans with a big... published 13 months ago
62Police in the South: Another True Story!
by Ole Number One
When I was a kid growing up in a small town in Alabama, there were kids who were friends of mine and kids who weren't. We had a good time most of the time, playing outside, riding bikes and playing baseball... published 13 months ago
58Who put my name on the list?
by Ole Number One
I want one thing in my little world clarified for me. Maybe some of you have an answer. I know all the obvious jokes and jabs you can probably come up with about this subject. Don't, or I will delete your... published 13 months ago
62Pee in the shower: Taboo or a God given rite of manhood?
by Ole Number One
The Folly: My wife of 11 years noticed the other morning that I had not used the toilet. She had noticed the lid was in the down position, I do not leave the lid down, and of this she is keenly aware. She... published 13 months ago
62What not to feed a prisoner!
by Ole Number One
Long before I became an Officer, I paid my proverbial dues in law enforcement by virtue of my 3 straight years working part-time as a dispatcher on Friday and Saturday nights. I would show up at the... published 12 months ago
57I wrote this for my daughter who is a Goosebumps fan.
by Ole Number One
This is a short story about a boy in his bed on a dark cold and lonely night. I wrote this for my daughter, she loves Goosebumps books. published 12 months ago
60Ribs and Corn on the Cob
by Ole Number One
Many years ago, my entrepreneurial counterpart, my "partner in swine" if you will, and I were considering opening a new BBQ restaurant in the small southeastern town in which we lived. We had been collecting... published 12 months ago
60The Color Taker
by Ole Number One
This is probably a dumb question, but I must pose it here in this forum in hopes that someone may know the answer. I have scanned through a few of the authors on Hubpages and more than few seem like highly... published 13 months ago
58My first and last movie review!
by Ole Number One
This is my first and only movie review. My wife and I rented this movie back before we were married. To this day I still call my wife "Adele" or "Mama" and she tells me, "You're mean Early". We still watch... published 13 months ago
55Jesus H. Christ
by Ole Number One
I was perusing the Internet and stumbled upon this story, all I can say is Jesus H. Christ. I gag just reading this idiocy. I installed floor-coverings for a few years, I thought I had witnessed the epitome... published 12 months ago
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