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78How to write a Limerick
The trouble with wearing the tartan /is everyone thinks you're a Spartan /who relishes cold /in the goolies. (I'm told /the best way to heat 'em is fartan!) A limerick is a short verse in a well-defined form which...
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67Questioning the Beggar vs. Raising the Dead: Understanding a commonly lost opportunity
So far has English usage deteriorated that hardly anyone alive knows how to correctly QUESTION THE BEGGAR, far less spin the inflatable...
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68Tattoo Poem
Choose your tattoo artist with care - especially if he is working on a part you can't see...
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70Synesthography - The Ultimate Creative Art Form - The First Synesthetic Camera
Synesthesia affects about one person in twenty-five. Technically, it could be considered a mental 'disorder', however most synesthetes would disagree. Now Synesthography brings synesthesia to everyone!
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73The Wrong Bar - a Short Story set in Rural France, with Engineers, Cows and Whisky
There are stages of drunkenness. Ken and Alan had reached stage five. No judgement, tons of energy, the luck of the devil, and a burning urge to put it into practice. It was a shame their hotel overlooked a field of cows.
43 comments76The Disappearing Volcanic Islands, Paper & Garagula
Paper was a volcanic island close to the French protectorate, Car de Bord, in the South Pacific. The 1779 eruption was cataclysmic. The island, with its small populace, was wholly obliterated and would have passed from human ken had it not been for...
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70Paraglider's Brief Case - A Pointless Ramble that Ends Well (for a London Tramp)
CCTV stares from every lamp standard and shop door. I'm being watched, about to perform a suspicious act. Who in their senses drops a shiny black brief case in a waste bin? In Oxford Street? Bomb scares are made of this.
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71Predestination - Believe it or Nuts!
Joe's hammer, now approaching thirty miles an hour, strikes the cast-iron frame with a loud report. Peter drops his penis and swears. He recovers from his fright, inspects his trousers, and swears again, this time with feeling.
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74A Cure for Arthritis in Dogs
Arthritis, in dogs as in humans, usually starts slowly, typically in middle age, though the early symptoms may have been present and ignored for several years. Humans are (or should be) aware of the condition...
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63The Art of Accidental or Serendipitous Photography - Knees, Plungers & Aliens
You can take photographs deliberately or your phone can take them by accident. Knees, Plungers & Aliens all feature in this random collection. Enjoy...
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