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77A Teenage Hypocrite's Speech on Teens
by Theophanes
I wrote this speech when I was a freshman in high school, a full fourteen years of age. Normally my school assignments would be relegated to the abyss that engulfs all pointless writing, but this particular... published 8 months ago
74A Misanthropic Asexual's Veiws on Dating
by Theophanes
Although watching the world's dating rituals has brought me endless hours of entertainment I can't say I get it. It seems like too much work to me, with too little chance of success. Then again I might just... published 8 months ago
73Not Everyone Wants Kids
by Theophanes
...not everyone wants kids. I certainly don't. Everytime I see someone dragging around a whining crying baby, oozing snot from every orifice I have to wonder, "Ewe, who the hell wanted that thing?" I've been... published 8 months ago
71Is Modern Isolation the Cause of Unhappiness?
by Theophanes
When our ancestors took their first steps upon this planet they were immediately recognizable as a gregarious species, a living being that needs to be in fairly constant contact with others of it's kind. In... published 9 months ago
70More Frank Observations from an Acrimonious Asexual
by Theophanes
Asexuality - even forgotten by the Kinsey Scale! (Asexuals being catergorized merely as "X" in the initial research papers.)It was in the wee morning hours that I found myself talking on the phone with a... published 6 months ago
68The Upside of Asexuality
by Theophanes
I grew up an asexual in an oversexed (and horrifically conflicted) culture. Maybe this was because of some undiagnosed medical abnormality, maybe this was because I spent too many years under my Puritanical... published 8 months ago
67Overworked Children and Their Parents
by Theophanes
I am always in wide-eyed amazement at how stupid some people can be, and when children are added to the mix I have to be perpetually horrified by just bad parenting in general. I'm not talking about abuse, as... published 8 months ago
64Biblical Child Rearing Advice for Heathens
by Theophanes
I admit I am not a parent and don't care for anyone else's snot-nosed little progeny, but whose to say that some day a stork won't come to my house, beat down my door, and demand I take a set of snivelling... published 9 months ago
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