Interesting Ways to Make Telemarketers Cry

Sarcastic Answers to Give Doctors

I remember when I was a teenager (and even a preteen) I'd get asked the same stupid questions by my doctors no matter if I was in there for a snotty nose or a missing foot. They'd always ask if I wanted my...

A Misanthropic Asexual's Veiws on Dating

Although watching the world's dating rituals has brought me endless hours of entertainment I can't say I get it. It seems like too much work to me, with too little chance of success. Then again I might just...

Someone Always Has to be First - Some Perplexing Questions

Sometimes the insomniatic mind can come up with some disturbing ideas, thoughts, and questions. I know all too well because I often lie in bed, staring at my ceiling, trying not to allow my mind to waft off...

Not Everyone Wants Kids

...not everyone wants kids. I certainly don't. Everytime I see someone dragging around a whining crying baby, oozing snot from every orifice I have to wonder, "Ewe, who the hell wanted that thing?" I've been...

Amusing Euphamisms for Death

Below is a listing of euphemisms for death, die, kill, or to kill from all eras and dialects, from polite euphemisms to caustic colloquialisms, they're all here. Some are accompanied by their origin. Please do...

The Upside of Asexuality

I grew up an asexual in an oversexed (and horrifically conflicted) culture. Maybe this was because of some undiagnosed medical abnormality, maybe this was because I spent too many years under my Puritanical...

Popes Gone Wild: What the Catholic Church Would Rather You Forget

Pope Alexander VIThe man pictured above is the poster boy for Catholic debauchery. His name was Pope Alexander VI. He wasn't the first, nor the last, of a string of simply sinful popes. In fact if he had a...

History of the Egglaying Easterbunny

Ah, Easter baskets and chocolate bunnies, what could be better? Christian children across the globe wake up Easter morning with a glee ill-fitting of the holiday itself. Easter is the day Christians...

More Frank Observations from an Acrimonious Asexual

Asexuality - even forgotten by the Kinsey Scale! (Asexuals being catergorized merely as "X" in the initial research papers.)It was in the wee morning hours that I found myself talking on the phone with a...