Impressing Women For Dummies

Woman For A Day

So I was sitting behind my computer when a gush of smoke filled the room like a scene from Backdraft. When the smoke cleared, there stood a massive genie. He was blue and kind of talked like Robin Williams...

Why Women Play With Your Emotions

 Imagine if you will a world where men and women live peacefully in harmony.  Imagine a relationship where two people find some common ground, enjoy each other's company, and simply love each other without...

War: Whoayy! What Is It Good For?

  I have first hand experience with war. Way back in 2001, on a balmy September day, a bunch of radical Muslims thought it would be hilarious to crash some planes into New York and the Pentagon....

St. Patrick's Day - The Horrible Truth

Tomorrow marks the one day on the calendar that I fear heading outside. It's St. Patrick's Day and that can mean only one thing: People of Irish descent are celebrating their rich history by gathering in...

Psychic Predictions: 2009

Welcome.  As you may know from my past blogs, I am multitalented.  I am a doctor, psychologist, marraige counselor, sex counselor, Army infantryman, Longhorn, and I also am the songbird of our generation. ...

1 Rule to Lose Weight

 Close your mouth.     The End.         I kid I kid.  In all seriousness, obesity is a huge problem in the United States and abroad.  (huh huh...I said broad)  Anywho, there isn't...

How To Stop Racism.

Here is a fun Tim factoid: Tim used to be in the Army. Pretty cool right? I used to dress up in camoflauge everyday and get paid for it! They even let me carry a rifle. Scary I know. During my adventures...

Why Your Teen Shot Up The School.

Another day, another school shooting. It seems you can turn on CNN and find one somewhere in this crazy world. But why? Why would a normal teen turn into John Rambo and light up a bunch of defenseless...

How To Gain Witch Powers

 So you're sitting at your computer chair, scouring google for spells and potions and whatchamacallits when you stumple upon this blog.  Well congratulations!  You are now reading the best "How to be a...