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54H.R. 1955: The 'Center of Excellence' Is Watching You
by Tim Hollis
Prevention of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Guilty of every offense resident in its newspeakian lingo, radical extremist legislators have criminalized the eighty-nine per cent of Americans... published 12 months ago
1Centigrade 451: Chertoff Targets Discontent
by Tim Hollis
Every bit as depraved, deranged and demented as he looks, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has enlisted firefighters and emergency responders as his eyes and ears in the fight against discontent... published 12 months ago
44International Man of Misery Flees France
by Tim Hollis
The omnipresent omnipotent omnimpudent omnincompoop Donald (Awesome Powers) Rumsfeld is on the lam from torture charges filed in France. Running afoul of pesky and quaint laws he was whisked away from... published 13 months ago
56CIA Toastbusters Logo: Who You Gonna Call?
by Tim Hollis
As a progressive graphic artist I looked forward to satirizing this logo, but came up with zilch. I thought about a Charlton Heston ‘cold dead hands' angle; a napalmed Michelin Man; a banned minstrel; a... published 13 months ago
61Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 13 months ago
43Larry Craig's Greatest Hits
by Tim Hollis
Tip Toe Through the Toilets Fools Flush In (Where Wise Men Never Go) High, Wide and Handsome Blue Suede Schmooze Behind Closed Doors Put Your Hand in the Hand The Night Has a Thousand Eyes Knockin' on Heaven's... published 13 months ago
53FOX Honkies Rehearse for Harlem Minstrel Show
by Tim Hollis
I'll probably get strangled for this, but I just had to crash the final rehearsals this week and they were nothing short of jaw dropping. Commanding the Apollo stage was GOP hack and author of Who's Loofing... published 14 months ago
55Janitors Lure Senators into Roach Motels in Obvious Case of Mistaken Identity
by Tim Hollis
On the heels of the Lieberman-Kyl declaration of World War III (with the enthusiastic backing of kindred insects on the so-called left), Senate floor janitors nearly rid us of the cockroaches listed below. ... published 14 months ago
60Class Warfare and the Military Draft
by Tim Hollis
Instead of instituting a draft for the upcoming plunge into World War III, why don't we make military service compulsory for those who most enjoy the spOILs of war? Starting from the super rich and working... published 14 months ago
40Intergalactic Neocon Commandos Liberate Outer Space
by Tim Hollis
Bush: Whutcha gut there, Dick? Cheney: Eeergh (guttural boardroom grunt from side of mouth). Bush: C'mon. Show me whutcha gut. Cheney: Eeergh, it's my new Handheld X-Series Space Plane Launcher from over at... published 14 months ago
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