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54Thanks To InfraGard Underarm Wetness Is A Thing Of The Past
by Tim Hollis
Are you up in arms over pesky American citizens exercising their rights to freely assemble near your military-industrial sweatshop? No need to sweat it. With an InfraGard card your worries are over, because a... published 6 months ago
54Janitors Lure Senators into Roach Motels in Obvious Case of Mistaken Identity
by Tim Hollis
On the heels of the Lieberman-Kyl declaration of World War III (with the enthusiastic backing of kindred insects on the so-called left), Senate floor janitors nearly rid us of the cockroaches listed below. ... published 11 months ago
54CIA Toastbusters Logo: Who You Gonna Call?
by Tim Hollis
As a progressive graphic artist I looked forward to satirizing this logo, but came up with zilch. I thought about a Charlton Heston ‘cold dead hands' angle; a napalmed Michelin Man; a banned minstrel; a... published 10 months ago
56Secret Secret Secret Secrets
by Tim Hollis
A reading of Ted Gup's Nation of Secrets will leave your forehead smarting (if it isn't already) from self-inflicted slaps and wondering how it's humanly possible to love your country and not despise the... published 9 months ago
59Mystic Gypsy Mavericks: Dharmic Visions of a Vegas Cabbie
by Tim Hollis
Mystic Gypsy Mavericks: Excerpt I'm near the end of the line at the Luxor. Other drivers are reading newspapers or yakking outside the cabs. A plush pile carpet of cigarette butts wends its way down the... published 12 months ago
75To Iniquity, and Beyond: News from a lunatic-infested dirt clod
by Tim Hollis
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism and satire the most potent form of dissent. Hailed as The InSultan of Satire and The Definitive Voice of the Apocalypse. Thirty-seven Tim Hollis fans can't be wrong.... published 12 months ago
49Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster? (Chertoff & Gonzales)
by Tim Hollis
DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon after replacing outgoing FEMA Secretary Heckuva Job Brownie, is rumored... published 12 months ago
42I Want To Beat Up That FCC‘King’ Kevin Martin
by Tim Hollis
Coleridge noted that "the most savage of men are not beasts. They are something worse...much worse." FCC Chairman Kevin Martin is much worse and is pushing for immediate unmediated media conglomeration in... published 8 months ago
54Crocodile Duncee: Bush in Australia
by Tim Hollis
The Failiah in Australia Probing into the Outback Regions of the Austrian Bush In Melbourne, or Sydney, or Vienna, or "one of them places" Chancellor George Witless Bush announced the opening of a surprise... published 12 months ago
52Iniquity's 2007 Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Prize Goes To...Bernie Kerik
by Tim Hollis
In a time when satirists are being furnished with so much material we're having to triage it; in an era when a blowjob is not an impeachable offense unless it's been bestowed by a woman, and having been privy... published 9 months ago
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