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Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 13 months ago
Dana Perino as Nurse Ratched
by Tim Hollis
Ol' Chief Broom, they call me. I sweep along in demerol-abbreviated flicks across the gleaming dayroom floor. The Acutes and The Chronics are all in their TV places as Nurse Ratched scolds the Washington Press... published 14 months ago
Secret Secret Secret Secrets
by Tim Hollis
A reading of Ted Gup's Nation of Secrets will leave your forehead smarting (if it isn't already) from self-inflicted slaps and wondering how it's humanly possible to love your country and not despise the... published 12 months ago
I Want To Beat Up That FCC‘King’ Kevin Martin
by Tim Hollis
Coleridge noted that "the most savage of men are not beasts. They are something worse...much worse." FCC Chairman Kevin Martin is much worse and is pushing for immediate unmediated media conglomeration in... published 11 months ago
H.R. 1955: The 'Center of Excellence' Is Watching You
by Tim Hollis
Prevention of Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Guilty of every offense resident in its newspeakian lingo, radical extremist legislators have criminalized the eighty-nine per cent of Americans... published 12 months ago
Janitors Lure Senators into Roach Motels in Obvious Case of Mistaken Identity
by Tim Hollis
On the heels of the Lieberman-Kyl declaration of World War III (with the enthusiastic backing of kindred insects on the so-called left), Senate floor janitors nearly rid us of the cockroaches listed below. ... published 14 months ago
FREE JACK (Abramoff) Indian Scalper
by Tim Hollis
The Free Jack Abramoff Campaign (FJAC) is finally underway. Many of us with Indian blood (I eschew the term native-american because who wants to be associated with this country?) are embarked on a mission to... published 15 months ago
FOX Honkies Rehearse for Harlem Minstrel Show
by Tim Hollis
I'll probably get strangled for this, but I just had to crash the final rehearsals this week and they were nothing short of jaw dropping. Commanding the Apollo stage was GOP hack and author of Who's Loofing... published 14 months ago
Your World. Delivered. at&ta way ta go
by Tim Hollis
The majority in congress, exhibiting the final throes of battered wife syndrome, have entered into a new and perilous complicity with their abusers. Is there anything up with which they will not put? Should we... published 13 months ago
Thanks To InfraGard Underarm Wetness Is A Thing Of The Past
by Tim Hollis
Are you up in arms over pesky American citizens exercising their rights to freely assemble near your military-industrial sweatshop? No need to sweat it. With an InfraGard card your worries are over, because a... published 10 months ago










