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Paranormal Research Study Confirms Existence of Ghost Terds
Chicago, IL -What was long thought of as urban myth has now been proven by a leading paranormal research study. The study confirms, with almost 100% accuracy, the existence of ghost terds. Conducted over a...
6 commentsWoman: "I Can't Believe it's Not 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter'"
FOREST PARK, IL - Forest Park resident Theresa Boehl was shocked last Wednesday when she realized that her imitation butter was an imitation of a more well-known imitation butter. "It says right on it that it...
3 commentsSale on Senate Seats: This Weekend Only!
Don't miss the sale event of the year! This weekend only, enjoy savings of up to 50% off Senate seats for the entire family! Simply clip the coupon at the end of this advertisement and present at any...
0 commentsUm, excuse me, I could use a bailout, too...
Seems like everyone's asking for a bailout these days. Well, I gotta be honest, things aren't looking so great for me financially. Basically, I'm broke. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I could...
5 commentsOverjoyed Woman Receives Free Laptop
Forest Park resident Sally Jones was delighted to receive a free laptop Wednesday morning, a surprise that was delivered to her straight from the internet itself. Jones, who works part-time from home making...
2 commentsOh, God. Somebody needs to clean my bathroom.
Um, yeah. Somebody really needs to clean my bathroom. It's gotten to the point where I don't even wanna take a shower in there, much less anything else. You don't understand. I work a full-time job. And some...
2 commentsFrom the Diary of a 15-year-old
Okay, so I dug up my old diary from my sophomore year in high school and maybe it's my imagination, but I find it hilarious. I guess I didn't realize I was such a goofy person. So here is the first diary...
0 commentsYoung Men Proving that Thirty is the New Thirteen
March 17, 2008-A new trend in young male behavior has been rocking the nation in recent years, according to a recent study conducted by researchers at the University of Chicago. The findings suggest that as...
4 commentsViolence Erupts as A Result of Rising Ice Cream Prices
An Ypsilanti boy has claimed responsibility for the attack against a neighborhood icecream truck driver yesterday afternoon. The driver was making his way down Oregon Street when he was hit in the face with...
1 commentWoman Saves Money Shopping at Aldi
FOREST PARK, IL - An unidentified woman was spotted Wednesday night at a Forest Park area Aldi, where she is believed to have saved money on groceries. Witnesses say they say her struggling with boxes outside...
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