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54From the Diary of a 15-year-old: Nov. 23, '96
Dear Diary, Hello, yes. I'm listening to Anthrax. I went to the dentist today. Gotta getta filling. Remember that $5 dentist I went to in, like, 5th grade? Well, it's that tooth they worked on & its been...
2 comments47From the Diary of a 15-year-old
Okay, so I dug up my old diary from my sophomore year in high school and maybe it's my imagination, but I find it hilarious. I guess I didn't realize I was such a goofy person. So here is the first diary...
0 comments54Blahging. Ugh.
What is it about white space on my screen, ready to be filled with my words, that scares me so much? Shouldn't blogging be fun? Shouldn't it be easy? See, the problem is, I don't really blog. I blahg....
5 comments53Sale on Senate Seats: This Weekend Only!
Don't miss the sale event of the year! This weekend only, enjoy savings of up to 50% off Senate seats for the entire family! Simply clip the coupon at the end of this advertisement and present at any...
0 comments56Um, excuse me, I could use a bailout, too...
Seems like everyone's asking for a bailout these days. Well, I gotta be honest, things aren't looking so great for me financially. Basically, I'm broke. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I could...
5 comments55Oh, God. Somebody needs to clean my bathroom.
Um, yeah. Somebody really needs to clean my bathroom. It's gotten to the point where I don't even wanna take a shower in there, much less anything else. You don't understand. I work a full-time job. And some...
2 comments53Violence Erupts as A Result of Rising Ice Cream Prices
An Ypsilanti boy has claimed responsibility for the attack against a neighborhood icecream truck driver yesterday afternoon. The driver was making his way down Oregon Street when he was hit in the face with...
1 comment62Tom Cruise to Open Physical Therapy Clinic
CHICAGO, IL - Actor Tom Cruise has announced plans to open a physical therapy clinic in an office building in downtown Chicago. Backed by funding from the Church of Scientology and supplemented with large...
2 comments53Man Decorates Apartment With Beautiful Women
CHICAGO, IL - Successful lawyer and long-time Chicago resident Doug Shbag has finally discovered the key to achieving a sophisticated look for his home's interior: he has decorated his apartment with beautiful...
3 comments56Overjoyed Woman Receives Free Laptop
Forest Park resident Sally Jones was delighted to receive a free laptop Wednesday morning, a surprise that was delivered to her straight from the internet itself. Jones, who works part-time from home making...
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