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Redneck Halloween

Sissy May....."Wake up yall....it's Halloween time.....Truck "er" Treat...come on now ....it's two in the afternoon...Bobba Fred!....Cuntreba!...Jack!.....Get the f**k up right this minute!" Bobba Fred...

11 comments    children halloween truck
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Rednecks-Sissy May and Bobba Fred become Hubbers.

Bobba Fred...."Sissy May...come here....this hub we wrote about sex and shag carpet burns is showin' up with some kind of A...D...menustration crap on it....it says....re....mooved for con....tent!" Sissy...

21 comments    humor hubpages blogs
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Gay redneck cat

Bobba Fred....Sissy May...come look...that stupid cat a yorn is humpin on my work boot again....dammit...how can I look the boys in the eye knowing that cat has fornicated my footwear! Sissy May.....Oh...he...

38 comments    relationships sex humor
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Sissy May and Bobba Fred at the Bates Motel. Redneck horror

Ding....ding...ding...ding! Bobba Fred....Hey...anybody here....I'm horny! Sissy May....Bobba Fred ....show some f***in' respect...this is our honeymoon! Norman Bates enters the office and says,"Hello...

51 comments    humor people comedy
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I almost became rich and famous!

That's me, "Twisted Tom," comedian, songwriter and connasewer of corn! I was sure to be a star! I had plenty of hilarious songs and a face to go with them. There in the tune town of Nashville Tennessee, my...

27 comments    income songs song
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Redneck religion and the Catholic Chruch

Knock...Knock..Knock! Father Joe opens the door...."May I help you?" Bobba Fred...."We are the Offins....we're here to join up with Catholics 'cause a guy we pulled out of a car wreck told us that Jesus...

32 comments    entertainment relationships hell
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Warm Beer, Cherry Pop Tarts and a Bloody Shotgun.

So Jack, yes...I'll call you Jack! What did this fine specimen of the American Dream cost you a month? Speak up Jack! I don' t give a damn if you are dead....you can at least talk to your guest. Wanna drink...

47 comments    politics death wife
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BeezelBubba, Redneck Hell

Redneck hell is a giant double wide trailer. BeezelBubba is a redneck devil. This hell is where all the yuppies go to. The trailer is engulfed in eternal fire and BeezelBubba walks around in his dirty tighty...

31 comments    fun religion humor
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A song about real man and woman love!

I love you, I need you To warm up the beans we had last night Is there cornbread left, I love Martha White Where is my plate with Mickey Mouse ears Oh by the way, we are out of beer I love you, I...

22 comments    love life relationships
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Shut up and suck! (the song)

One might think that the first part of the title is from a drunken redneck honeymoon....well....it is! I have met many, many kinds of people in my life and the rednecks are definitely the most entertaining. I...

25 comments    humor car dog
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