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71Funnebone Goes Hooker Shopping on Craigslist
I was looking around on Craigslist for a lamp that looked like Elvis when I happened upon the section formerly known as " Erotic Services". The new title is called " Adult" since the old one seemed to draw...
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68What would you die of if they found a cure for the top five causes of death?
There will always be a leading cause of death. We will never eradicate death no matter how much we spend or how many "awareness walks", bracelets or charity auctions we promote. For those of you who...
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73I Don't Like Seafood. Please Let Me Be
I do not care for seafood. I don't like crabs, lobster, clams, salmon or anything else that comes from the ocean. I have never liked seafood and I have made it this far not eating seafood. People who eat...
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79Funnebone goes tampon shopping
Men should never be sent to buy tampons. Feminine products are things we don't want to know about or be part of. This is my account of my task to purchase tampons for my girlfriend. Funny Story, Tampon Story, humor writer, funny com, funny or die, google
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78A Funnebone Guide for Women: How to Improve Your Sex Life
Bad sex can kill a first date. There is nothing worse than dropping $8.95 at Red Lobster only to find out that your date is as sexually stimulating as a the towel isle at Walmart. In today's society there is...
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75How I became a minimalist.
I was never very materialistic yet I still had a lot of stuff. I took a year off from my practice and sold items on Ebay. Going to auctions several times a week enabled me to become a younger whiter Fred...
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75My trip to the free clinic. No STD's but my pride was inflammed
I have only had an official sexually transmitted disease check up once in my life. It was not a willing visit rather a requirement by a new girlfriend who insisted I get a penile " all clear" before we moved...
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72How to make your stripper girlfriend presentable to your family
So you've found The One? while tipping a 5$? You won't find this in Maxim magazine. Playboy won't tell you how to do this.!So your new girlfriend is a stripper, dancer, exotic entertainer, circus freak or whatever you may want to call it. How do you introduce her to your family and tell them you date her? Very carfefully.humor][religion][humor article][writer wanted][freelance writer][will ferrell][laughing][jokes][funny movie][tv][best funny][funniest blog][funniest site]
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74How not to find a mail order bride
I am edging towards 40, single, in debt, and losing hair at an alarming rate.I can't afford an American woman. Not emotionally nor financially am I able to satisfy a woman of this culture so therefore I have...
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