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705 Things about Christmas that suck when you don't have kids
Christmas sucks when you don't have kids. We all know Christmas sucks because you aren't a kid, but when you don't have children it sucks even more. It is perhaps the one day of the year where I am envious of my fatherly friends and I regret that I...
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70The NLCS: Why the Phillies will Beat the Dodgers
The 2009 Major League Baseball National League Championship Series will feature the World Series Champion Phillies against the smog huffing Los Angeles Dodgers. Whoever wins the 2009 NLCS will move on to play in the 2009 MLB World Series and most...
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61Eggnog Jenkins and the Flatrock Five
A funny childrens short story that kids and adults will enjoy. Clean humor and a strong storyline is proudly presented into my first story for kids.
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67Funnebone Goes Hooker Shopping on Craigslist
I was looking around on Craigslist for a lamp that looked like Elvis when I happened upon the section formerly known as " Erotic Services". The new title is called " Adult" since the old one seemed to draw hookers and murderers. Crafty Craigslist...
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69Funnebone Goes Gun Shopping
I didn't set out to buy a gun, I actually was just getting lunch. The gun store was located next to the steak shop and the wrought iron bars and warning notices beckoned me in. I suppose most people set out...
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65What would you die of if they found a cure for the top five causes of death?
There will always be a leading cause of death. We will never eradicate death no matter how much we spend or how many "awareness walks", bracelets or charity auctions we promote. For those of you who...
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69What is the meaning of this tattoo
And to be honest, I don't care for tattoos. The only interest I have in tattoos is why exactly did someone pick that particular tattoo design. I am often amused by the silly meaning or way too deep...
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67How to make fast money legally
Everyone likes quick cash. Crackheads, gamblers and hookers all seem to find ways to get quick cash. While their methods may be questionable, their ingenuity is admirable. Fast money is not always easily attainable but with a little work and...
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77I Don't Like Seafood. Please Let Me Be
I do not care for seafood. I don't like crabs, lobster, clams, salmon or anything else that comes from the ocean. I have never liked seafood and I have made it this far not eating seafood. People who eat seafood are the most oppressive cult on the...
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60Funnebone the Conservative : Kiss My GOP
Go ahead and cast your stones of assumption. I know how you liberals like to think we are all bible banging rednecks who drive around with confederate flags in our pickup trucks. You take comfort in the dillusion that we sit on rocking chairs...
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