Don't Prink and Drive
Moxie Girlz More 2 Me Primp 'N' Perform Microphone
Resist the urge to prink yourself with this handy hairbrush that transforms into a wireless microphone. Don't sing along as you cruise down the interstate without a care in the world. This amazing product comes with two hairclips that magically conceal secret containers, but wait until the next rest stop to play with them.
Girls of all ages will love this play set. Even if they are over 16 and have a valid driver's license, don't let them drive and prink.
LeSportsac Kasey Cross Body
It's the quintessential American lifestyle brand of casual, trend-setting nylon bag that doesn't belong behind the wheel. You should have packed better. Let your passengers root through the casual trend-setting American container to find the last tin of Altoids before you arrive at the family reunion. It's all good.
Primp & Go Posh Purse by Puddlejump
Plinking doesn't require massive expenditures: your money is better spent on premium fuel and tires that meet manufacturer's specifications. This precocious posh purse performs properly. Pack it with everything you need for really short trips to the mall and the food court.
Disney Princess CD Jewelry Box
Your jewelry, both costume and dress-up, belongs in a Princess CD Jewelry box by Disney. This shining example plays modern digital compact disks while concurrently offering places to store jewelry. How it's done remains a mystery that cannot be solved at 60 miles per hour. Don't even try.
Primp Stainless Steel & Inlaid Crystals Compact Mirror
Your car already has a mirror, for rear-viewing purposes. Resist the urge to primp yourself in auxiliary mirrors including this one that has crystals on it. Yes, it's darling and no self-respecting primper could possibly resist the urge to stare longingly into the reflective surface. Yes, it's inexpensive and easily stowed in a high-fashion purse. No, it's not appropriate for high-speed maneuvers at prevailing rates of speed.
Plink Garbage Disposal Cleaner and Deodorizer
Admittedly, your vehicle shouldn't stink on the inside. To that end we endorse deployment of odor neutralizing accoutrement such as this exemplary product courtesy of the Plink corporation. Plinks break open to deodorize and dissolve fatty deposits which cultivate unpleasant odors.
We're not here to judge.
STYLEAWAY - BLACK; Curling Iron, Flat Iron, Blow Dryer, Hair Styling Products Holder / Hanger
Keeping your prinking equipment handily organized prevents potential dangers on the highway. If you have to fumble for a a curling iron or a blow dryer you're much more likely to wrap your jitney around a guard rail. Getting pretty can be pretty messy, but it doesn't have to be accidental.
Nifty Cosmetic Organizing Carousel
Typical vehicular storage locations include cupholders, bins, trays, and drawers, none of which are suitable for cosmetics. We endorse this nifty carousel because it's for sale on Amazon. Tuck away all you potions but keep them at the ready. Plan to prink yourself when you have safely parked at your destination.
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