Don't Prink and Drive

Moxie Girlz More 2 Me Primp 'N' Perform Microphone

Resist the urge to prink yourself with this handy hairbrush that transforms into a wireless microphone. Don't sing along as you cruise down the interstate without a care in the world. This amazing product comes with two hairclips that magically conceal secret containers, but wait until the next rest stop to play with them.

Girls of all ages will love this play set. Even if they are over 16 and have a valid driver's license, don't let them drive and prink.

LeSportsac Kasey Cross Body

It's the quintessential American lifestyle brand of casual, trend-setting nylon bag that doesn't belong behind the wheel. You should have packed better. Let your passengers root through the casual trend-setting American container to find the last tin of Altoids before you arrive at the family reunion. It's all good.

Primp & Go Posh Purse by Puddlejump

Plinking doesn't require massive expenditures: your money is better spent on premium fuel and tires that meet manufacturer's specifications. This precocious posh purse performs properly. Pack it with everything you need for really short trips to the mall and the food court.

Disney Princess CD Jewelry Box

Your jewelry, both costume and dress-up, belongs in a Princess CD Jewelry box by Disney. This shining example plays modern digital compact disks while concurrently offering places to store jewelry. How it's done remains a mystery that cannot be solved at 60 miles per hour. Don't even try.

Primp Stainless Steel & Inlaid Crystals Compact Mirror

Your car already has a mirror, for rear-viewing purposes. Resist the urge to primp yourself in auxiliary mirrors including this one that has crystals on it. Yes, it's darling and no self-respecting primper could possibly resist the urge to stare longingly into the reflective surface. Yes, it's inexpensive and easily stowed in a high-fashion purse. No, it's not appropriate for high-speed maneuvers at prevailing rates of speed.

Plink Garbage Disposal Cleaner and Deodorizer

Admittedly, your vehicle shouldn't stink on the inside. To that end we endorse deployment of odor neutralizing accoutrement such as this exemplary product courtesy of the Plink corporation. Plinks break open to deodorize and dissolve fatty deposits which cultivate unpleasant odors.

We're not here to judge.

STYLEAWAY - BLACK; Curling Iron, Flat Iron, Blow Dryer, Hair Styling Products Holder / Hanger

Keeping your prinking equipment handily organized prevents potential dangers on the highway. If you have to fumble for a a curling iron or a blow dryer you're much more likely to wrap your jitney around a guard rail. Getting pretty can be pretty messy, but it doesn't have to be accidental.

Nifty Cosmetic Organizing Carousel

Typical vehicular storage locations include cupholders, bins, trays, and drawers, none of which are suitable for cosmetics. We endorse this nifty carousel because it's for sale on Amazon. Tuck away all you potions but keep them at the ready. Plan to prink yourself when you have safely parked at your destination.

You shouldn't  primp while you're driving. The trucker in the adjoining lane doesn't care what you look like.
You shouldn't primp while you're driving. The trucker in the adjoining lane doesn't care what you look like. | Source

If you don't prink while driving, what do you do?

  • Eat pizza
  • Sleep
  • Send text messages
  • Send mail
  • Read the newspaper
  • Change clothes
  • Compose a rock opera
  • Take the bar exam
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drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

Hi, nicomp. So it's don't prink and drive. Who knew? I was soooo misinformed. Thank you for this funny piece.


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

I never prink, plink or primp behind the wheel. I do prepare dinner and I find it real time-saver.


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nicomp 3 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@drbj: It can only get better. Thanks!


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nicomp 3 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@breakfastpop : Don't saute and drive!


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breakfastpop 3 years ago

I never saute, but I do stir fry!


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nicomp 2 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

Sigh again. 8 months and one person has voted in the poll.


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nicomp 2 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

Still only one person participating in the poll. Double-sigh.


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nicomp 15 months ago from Ohio, USA Author

One poll vote, still.

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