Speeding Tickets Story
My old friend Milla Mahno has a bunch of driving stories to tell. Here is one of them. :)
Nothing can distract you from your driving enthusiasm like a traffic ticket. Since I am hungry to drive...fast that is; the all inclusive trouble with it is called speeding tickets. I dislike speeding tickets. I was offended by a speeding ticket once while off the Oregon Coast for going 30mph too fast! Merciless I tell you. If I am not mistaken I am not the only motorist who has gotten one of those moving violations for speed limit signs that are unfairly positioned; such was my disposition on a vacation with my husband a few summers ago.
If a speedometer on a vehicle gauges up to 120mph, why make a speed limit at 65mph on the freeway? They rely on you to mess up so they can make your stash. I think police get off making you feel stupid by asking you if you know what you did. Doyee! They must believe you are foolish enough to acknowledge you did before you have your day in court.
You know what else I cannot stand regarding speeding tickets? Hidden cost; not only does it cut into your personal life, judgment day is more then likely to be arranged for you at the most troublesome moment like while work hours. How does that work out, no pun intended? It is like stealing because your' nominal citation has magically turned a $200.00 ticket into a nightmare because you missed time at work. We have to find a way to stick it to the man and fight speeding tickets!
Presumptively if you are female you have an increased chance of receiving a warning instead of a full on ticket, well that is if you are fortunate enough to get cited by a guy police. This is an honest story. I was speeding down some side street in Washington and I was chased down by a cop for passing on a double yellow, in line with on coming cars, which this particular one unfortunately for me, turned out to be a cop car, driving 90 in a 35mph zone, with a Washington driver's license, a car registered in California, and auto insurance in Arizona!
Now I fancy that I got off with a slap on the wrist because I was wearing one of those bikinis that make your boobies look really big, but I would have to say for all those infringements which were ridiculously conspicuous, I got off because he could not demonstrate that I was speeding. When you take into account he did not have a measuring device; he could not have been able to pace me and there were no air cops either so evidently he had no means to prove anything for his defense.
Thank Heavens I lucked out that time, but that was an anomaly, this is not usually the case. Anyways, I found this eBook on defeating speeding tickets which is really good because now I know that boobies will not really get you off the hook. However, I have a positive outlook on how to get my traffic tickets reduced if not fully terminated!
I probably won't get that lucky again and my driving chronicle is not exactly great, so I have to pay an arm and a leg to keep my car insured and I have ill reservations towards traffic school. What do you do at a red light? Gimmi a break! It is like being in a really bad motivational seminar. It is not like I do not know the traffic laws I just have difficulty when it comes to maintaining them. Like sex, I know that not having it is the best way of safeguarding yourself against STDs but I would rather use protection!
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that to prevent speeding tickets you assuredly should exert some self control. This is where I get in trouble. I cannot under any circumstances stand when I am driving behind some grandpa with an oxygen tank in the back his Buick Regal and because most speed limits are too slow. I was stopped in a parking lot once for going 10 mph... Gimmi a break, even I can meander quicker than that.
Essentially what I am trying to say is, destroying the infamous speeding ticket is easy if you know where to find the materials you need to subjugate it.
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