Top 200 Current Motorcycles: Best Or Worst? - Ducati Desmosedici RR, GT, Sport & S

It's really hard to believe how much I can absolutely adore, lust after, and drool upon three of these four Ducks while I wouldn't even begin to consider the other one even if it was served in my favorite orange sauce by Gordon Ramsay himself.

I'll give you a hint: You won't have to read far down this article to find out which one the Ugly Duckling is!

2010 Desmosedici

Ducati Desmosedici RR

Aaaaarrrggghhh!

My eyes! My eyes!

I should sue the stylists in Bologna for creating this mutant piece of Bologna Baloney and forcing me to poke my eyes out in an attempt to erase the vision. This bike is so ugly that eyeballs all over the world are seeking conjunctivitis as a relief!

What in the name of all that's holy north of the Vatican are those vertical dual cyclops headlights doing over that slack jawed toothless maw on the front leading edge of the fairing? And what about that "stick your tongue waaaaay out" rear frame element bearing the seat and tail? I have to admit that this is definitely the first time I've seen a motorcycle that could double as a swimming pool diving board!

The 2009 model wisely lost the vertical flashlight headlights but it's still just as ugly!

Now you know why they call Ducatis Ducks. Because this bike is soooooooooooooo ugly that as it passes by, people duck to avoid looking at it!

The bike is powered by a velocity-seeking 989 cc, liquid cooled, l-4 motor featuring a bore and stroke of 86 mm x 42.56 mm and a compression ratio of 13.5:1 which gives the model an astounding 200 horsepower (147.1 kW). When we look at the total dry weight of the bike being 376 pounds (171 Kg.), and factor the weight in to the mighty horsepower on tap we get a final calculation of 1.88 pounds per horsepower, a number that is rather close to the power to weight ratio of a Formula One Ferrari. Completely absurd. This bike should never be licensed for the street. It's a suicide ride par excellence!

Verdict: WORST!

Ducati GT 1000

This bike captures the elemental, nostalgic, pure, and spirited emotion that only one other modern motorcycle does, and that's the Norton 961 Commando. While other motorcycles try to pull off the retro look, they are completely unsuccessful when compared to the GT and the Commando, as they are in a class of their own. Think of the GT and the Commando as the 2009 Dodge Challenger and 2009 Ford Mustang: Cars that capture the balanced perfection of the original muscle car styling. Then think of all the other wannabe retro bikes as the 2010 Chevy Camaro, a car that doesn't look or feel one whit like the original and just comes off as being a bad copy designed by a committee.

There is no doubt about it. The Duck GT 1000 is not just my favorite Ducati, it is definitely one of the three or four 2009 motorcycles that I would buy today and grant a place of honor in my garage for all eternity.

The motorcycle is driven by a speed-demon 992 cc, air cooled, l-twin engine engineered with a bore and stroke measuring 94 mm x 71.5 mm and a compression ratio of 10:1 which grants the motorcycle an amazing 92 horsepower (67.7 kW). When we calculate the overall dry weight of the motorcycle equalling 407 pounds (185 Kg.), and factor it into the highway-devouring power available at the twist of the throttle we get a total calculation of 4.42 pounds per horsepower, a figure that is comparable to the power to weight ratio of a Lotec Sirius.

Verdict: BEST!

Ducati Sport 1000 Biposto

Sorry, Ducati. This bike has gone too far in the 2010 Chevy Camaro direction. The fuel tank looks like it's growing a tumor on the side, the front fender is completely out of keeping with the traditional styling of the temporal balance of the motorcycle, and features such as the profoundly ugly and back-bulbous seat and blacked out mufflers completely work against the rest of the model's aesthetics. Still if there was no way that I could get my mitts on a GT 1000, I'd begrudgingly take this one. It's still way better looking that the majority of the other Ducatis, or for that matter, most motorcycles being manufactured in Italy lately.

The motorcycle is driven by a top-notch 992 cc, air cooled, l-twin powerplant engineered with a bore and stroke of 94 mm x 71.5 mm and a compression ratio of 10:1 which gives the bike a gratifying 92 horsepower (67.7 kW). When we compute the core weight of the motorcycle being 409 pounds (186 Kg.), and factor that into the fleet-footed horsepower we get a total of 4.45 pounds per horsepower, a figure that is approximately the power to weight ratio of a Lotus Exige S 240.

Verdict: BEST!

Ducati Sport 1000 S

I still have the same styling problems with the S that I did with the Biposto, but that spot on Sixties Rickman type racing half fairing and the full blacked out look really turns the aesthetics of this motorcycle on its head!

How Ducati's engineers and stylists managed to make a traditional Duck engine look like a Vincent Black Lightning with just an application of black matte is way beyond me, but they certainly managed to do it and it completely floors me. Again I prefer the GT1000, but this is definitely a close second on my list of absolutely gorgeous Ducatis.

This model is powered by a wonderous 992 cc, air cooled, l-twin motor designed with a bore and stroke of 94 mm x 71.5 mm and a compression ratio of 10:1 which confers upon the model a delightful 92 horsepower (67.7 kW). When we work out the total dry weight of the bike equalling 398 pounds (181 Kg.), and factor the weight in to the velocity-seeking horsepower the result is 4.33 pounds per horsepower, a figure that is not that far off from the power to weight ratio of a Dodge Viper SRT10.

Verdict: BEST!

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abinavis 7 years ago from Bat Island

Yeah..I would love best on Ducati Desmosedici RR. It is fantastic motorcycle. Can't imagine if I ride on the road. I will attract more attention and Everybody will look at me especially women.


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Hal Licino 7 years ago from Toronto Author

Oh, yeah. They'll look at you alright. And then either laugh their faces off or they'll puke all over your bike. :)


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ray898 7 years ago

nice.i like it.thanks for sharing.


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Hal Licino 7 years ago from Toronto Author

Thanks! :)


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Tha Doctor 7 years ago

i love the new Desmosedici RR, not just for its looks but also for its engineering, can you imagine tearing down the interstate on a Moto Gp replica bike, or even listening to its roar coming from its V-4 engine that produces 200HP. I'm sorry guys but how can you not love this bike?


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Hal Licino 7 years ago from Toronto Author

How can I not love that bike? 'Cuz it's uglier than Susan Boyle's cellulite-riddled butt! :)


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humahub 6 years ago from pakistan

really cool compilation


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Hal Licino 6 years ago from Toronto Author

Thanks! :)


bolla 6 years ago

lol noobs that's a 999, not a desmosedici...................


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Hal Licino 6 years ago from Toronto Author

Here's the 2010 version, happy? :)


whoooo 6 years ago

someone that makes a good comparison. it seems most don't get that you are poking fun at that 'cool' desmo.

yup, little or nothing interesting in this post-modern era of anything goes. bikes (and cars, furniture, interior design, etc) are either retro-retard or techno-geek (when they could be anything!).

of course, you forgot the pt-cruiser which is far retrotarded than the present-day camaro.

and, check out that crap-ass new mutistrada.

however, aside from all that coolness i heard the sport 1000s is next to hopeless to drive for its ridiculous arm stretch.

check out the griso for the coolest italian mill.

btw. is that a cruiser with a handlebar moustache handlebar you're mounted on. dreaming of magnum pi a bit too much.


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Hal Licino 6 years ago from Toronto Author

You mean my bike on my avatar? That's my old FXD. :)


hello 5 years ago

theres no 2010 model desmo rr. lights are horizontal. that's the gp version you are talking about


helllo 5 years ago

desmo is limited production. 2007-08 production. 1500 were made.lights are horizontal similar to 1198. v4 not l4 and only about 170hp. there never was any cyclops ducati desmo rr. the picture you have there is a gp bike with absolutely NO headlights.


tygapaul 4 years ago

get facts straight before you make such accusations. Seems like you haven't a clue about the RR styling

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