Why some Women need a Chauffeur
A light hearted Article on Women and Driving.
When I am out with my friends driving and there is a lady infront of me driving slowly,(e.g 20mph in a 30mph zone) I usually shake my head and say “women”! My friends then laugh at me and say, "aren’t you a woman”?
Well, this one is for all my friends. If you look at the following pics you will understand why I say it.
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1) Now, tell me - is this Parallel Parking. Is she parked close to the curb or is she asking for someone to bump into her?
2) Driving Etiquette - Its not polite to drive off with the gas/fuel pump, so other motorists can get a chance to fill up too.
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3) I have always said if a car is so Huge, don't drive it - you might not be able to control it or it could be that the Jeep was feeling Tipsy.
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4) I know the feeling. Sometimes you are so tired, you actually want to drive into your living room instead of walking in, especially if you have lots of bags from the grocery store to carry.
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5) I smell a Parking Ticket
6) Actually, I have no problem with this one. I would do the same at Lunch time having my sandwiches looking out to a calm blue ocean and if a shark dares wink at me – its easy to make a fast get-away.
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7) Always remember, when reversing, put car in reverse gear before accelerating. Maybe she was listening to the Sat Nav (GPS). The automated voice said "Drive forward".
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