Dangerous Things Not Do or Say When Dealing With Donald Trump

Trump is always thinking of how he can make another billion.
Trump is always thinking of how he can make another billion.
Trump only smiles when he makes more money or sells another piece of lucrative property.
Trump only smiles when he makes more money or sells another piece of lucrative property.

Here's Donald Trump

Would you like a hard, cold dose of truth?

Multi-billionaire, Donald Trump, is famous, outspoken, hard-willed, arrogant, self-willed, and able to sense what the future holds. Not by a crystal ball, but by his personal business experience where he was more of a sharp-edged teacher than a student. He learned about economics quickly. In fact, Trump, it can be said, mastered the field of economics.

One doesn't argue with Trump. Well, maybe for just a moment, and that is due to Trump's graciousness. But before the person arguing with him can think two simontanelous thoughts, Trump has him (or her) on the floor of his office begging for mercy. Trump has power and knows how to wield it.

Trump's Macleod House Scotish hotel worth billions.
Trump's Macleod House Scotish hotel worth billions.

Meeting Trump is not easy

You do not just meet with Donald Trump and ask for something. You negotiate. Trump also likes to get something in return for his permission to allow you and your company to do something you need. Nothing comes free with Donald Trump, for nothing was ever given to him for nothing.

Frankly and simply put, Donald Trump fears nothing or no one. The only entity he might fear is God, but simply because God's riches make his look like a few cents in a ragged pants pocket. And God's power is endless and Trump's can be measured.

The Donald Trump interview

Trump is always asked to throw-out the first all at baseball games.
Trump is always asked to throw-out the first all at baseball games.
Wife, Melanie, son, Barron and Trump.
Wife, Melanie, son, Barron and Trump.
Inside of Trump Towers.
Inside of Trump Towers.
Trump's pretty wife, Melanie, and preppy-dressed son, Barron.
Trump's pretty wife, Melanie, and preppy-dressed son, Barron.
The most-famous sign in the New Jersey area.
The most-famous sign in the New Jersey area.

If you are going to do business with Trump, you must learn learn what irks him. Such as these . . .

Dangerous Things Not Do or Say When Dealing With Donald Trump

We start with

Things Not to Say to Donald Trump

  • "Hi, Don."
  • "Hey, Donnie boy."
  • "Got any grub in the kitchen?"
  • "Is that suit off the rack, or what?"
  • "Why did Evana leave you? You were like a beer without a fizzle in bed?"
  • "Who did you beat out of a million today?"
  • "Just look at your shoes. Probably from Sears."
  • "Funny how The Apprentice succeeded when you have no acting background."
  • "I know a guy who could give you a great deal on a toupe."
  • "Would you let me talk now?"

Things Not to Do in The Presence of Donald Trump

  • Burp. No matter what.
  • Pass gas. No matter how much gassy-foods you have eaten.
  • Act like you do not fear him.
  • Squirm on his Argentina Leather loveseat.
  • Speak to his assistants. No matter what.
  • Ask Trump for a glass of water.
  • Beat Trump in a dart game. Lose on purpose if you want him to respect you.
  • Look out the massive windows in his huge office.
  • Ogle or drool over his wife or female help.
  • Laugh that fake laugh for he can spot a fake a building away.
  • Interrupt him. Period.
  • Disagree with him. No matter what.
  • Let presperation roll down your face.

Note: If he were to ask you, "Hey, uh, who you votin' for in the Presidential race?"

Need I tell you what to say?

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CatherineGiordano 19 months ago from Orlando Florida

Hilarious. You must know Trump well.


Kathleen Kerswig 19 months ago

Great hub about Mr. Trump. I love your suggestions of what NOT to do or say in front of him. This shows your great sense of humor. I will have a smile on my face for the rest of the evening! Voted up. Blessings!


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aprilsemogan 19 months ago

I had fun reading your hub, it was great! I love the humor and your ideas of the DON'TS made me laugh. Voted you up, your hub deserves it. Hoping to read more from you soon. :)


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Jennifer Mugrage 19 months ago from Columbus, Ohio

... I didn't know Trump owned Hogwart's!


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kenneth avery 19 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Jennifer,

Trump is a very mysterious businessman. But do not tell him I said that. Thanks for your comment.

Peace.


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kenneth avery 19 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hi, aprilsemogan,

I sincerely thank you for reading and leaving me such an upbeat comment.

You are not related to Trump, by any chance?

Take care and visit me anytime.


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kenneth avery 19 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hi, Kathleen,

Thanks for your visit and lovely comment. All of YOU who commented on this piece, make writing hubs worthwhile.

This is the truth. God bless you all.


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kenneth avery 19 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dear Catherine,

What a sweet comment you left. Thanks and God bless you. I would not like to meet Trump when he is in a bad mood, but still, he might make a good president.

Think about it.

And come back to see me anytime.


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aprilsemogan 19 months ago

Haha! I'm definitely not related to him, even i hope i am. I would love to visit your hub, and i know i'll be reading more interesting facts from you.

Thank you for taking your time to read my comment. :)


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vkwok 19 months ago from Hawaii

Bookmarked for when I work for the guy.


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kenneth avery 19 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Ladies first,

Hi, aprilsemorgan,

LOL. Thanks for your sweet comment. You may visit my stash of hubs anytime you like. And if you are not a follower, I cordially-invite you to be a follower. I would appreciate it.

Peace.


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kenneth avery 19 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

vkwok,

You have a great idea. I should have thought of that.

Thanks for being a good friend and follower.

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