I Quit --Funny hate Resignation Letter !
I'm heading for resignation
Are you longing to write a resignation letter to your boss like someone else I know? Do you hate your job and spend your day imagining what you would like to do to your boss or the manager?So you just can't take it anymore -
Rules keep changing on you faster than you change your underpants
The boss is rude and obnoxious
They don't appreciate you & your skills / your sense of humour
You are over worked & underpaid
It's a bitchy female manager you do not get on with
The product is not as good as you thought
or maybe you have found a better job elsewhere!
and so on.
STOP Think before you write that letter of resignation ok!
Remember in most cases you have to give 2 weeks notice.
Keep in mind some companies like the one I was working for let you go the minute you hand in your resignation.
They should pay you the two weeks in full so make sure, if this happens you receive your money.
Reasons you can use in a resignation letter would be ....
... Due to personal reasons
Because of family health issues
Would like to expand my experience
Moving out of the area and so on.
Are you looking for humorous resignation letters or a more serious resignation letter?
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The wrong way to write a resignation letter
I am very excited to be able to tell you to stick the job as I am leaving. I am sick of you being rude to me when I am late especially when it is only by a minute.
We don't get paid enough for all the work we do so on my last day off sick I found a better
job which pays more
I hope you find another sucker to take my place ok.
Funny resignation letter !!
Funny Resignation Letter
Dear Mr. Boss:
I'm thrilled to inform you that I'm resigning.
I have been waiting for what seems like forever to inform you that I’m resigning. I’ve hated worked for the company since the day I was hired. I don’t like the work, I don’t like my fellow employees, and I don’t like you.
I am tendering my resignation effective immediately and I’m heading for the open road. I bought a Harley and a leather jacket and my girlfriend, Denise, is coming along. It was a little tough to find a jacket to fit her, but we managed.
I know you would like me to help you with a transition, but I won’t. Have fun figuring out the files on my computer. I can’t even figure them out most of the time.
Oh, speaking of computers, you’ll need to figure out the passwords to all our online resources. I forgot to keep a list of them, so have fun with that.
I’m sure you’d like to have a going away party for me. However, I’m not interested in the stale cookies and nasty punch that constitutes saying goodbye at this company.
Don’t worry about writing me a reference, even though I’m sure you’d be glad to recommend my work. I don’t need or want one. I don’t need references where I’m heading. So, consider our bridges burnt.
Happy To Be Gone
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This is to inform you that [ ]your socks don't match [ ]vitamin C doesn't cure baldness [ ]a new opportunity has presented itself [ ]I've had it up to here [ ]enough is enough [ ]I'm tired of striving for mediocrity [ ]I've hit bottom [ ]it's time for a change
and I am, therefore [ ]tendering my resignation from your company [ ]leaving society [ ]taking tango lessons [ ]getting plastered [ ]learning Swahili [ ]having hallucinations [ ]chugging green tea [ ]waxing poetic.
I wish to advise you that [ ]there's a funny smell in the lunch room [ ]I can't water-ski [ ]I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead [ ]I've become brain damaged [ ]libraries make me want to shout [ ](enter a date) will be my last day of employment
I would like to thank you for [ ]the experience of having worked for (name the company) [ ]a very strange time [ ]having me committed [ ]buying me the bunny slippers [ ]explaining the meaning of life [ ]not wearing Bermuda shorts.
Should I tell potential employers about Health problems
Remember that these days the written word can be faxed, scanned emailed faster than you can walk out of the bosses door!
Don't say anything you wouldn't want a new boss to read.
NEVER COMPLAIN in your resignation letter about the job - people- the boss etc
Keep it brief and to the point.
Check the company policy of how many weeks you are supposed to give in notice
- Do not use your resignation letter to vent. Venting is not professional as you're on your way out the door!
- Keep your reasons for leaving positive - you're going to something, not running from something. Your letter should reflect this.
- Don't "burn the bridge". You don't know where you might connect with your former boss or others from your organization! Keep it positive!
Brief resignation letter
Due to personal reasons I am giving you the required two weeks notice of my resignation as a
sales rep for xzy Sales.
Formal resignation letter
Chief Executive Officer
456 Main St.
Philadelphia, PA 12345
Dear Ms. Boss,
I am writing to formally notify you that I am resigning from my position as Administrative Assistant with Classic Company. My last day of employment will be January 14, as per the responsibilities under the terms of my employment contract.
I appreciate the opportunities I have been given at Classic and your professional guidance and support. I wish you and the company success in the future.
This is to let you know that it is time to move on , I cannot stay in one place too long in case we grow roots .
There is more to life than putting up with you even if they do say " Better the devil you know than don't know " I will take my chances .
Hopefully I will be able to forget you ASAP
A Better resignation letter
Dear Mr Boss,
I am writing to say Thank You for the opportunity to work with your company here in ________
It has been enjoyable spending the time in the area .
However I am giving you the required 2 weeks notice as we have decided due to family reasons to move on .
Thank You Again
Soon to be ex employee
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